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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4035 - February 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4035 - February 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today, perhaps even as you read this, I am finishing a sermon series on the "You have heard it said" sections from Jesus' sermon on the mount in Matthew. &n read more..
Cat Antlers
Funny Cat Pictures
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Cat Antlers

This magical pillow shows what pets really think of themselves. ... read more..
Encyclopedia Surprise
Illustrations
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Encyclopedia Surprise

Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students. My observations were ... read more..
Bilingual Parrot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bilingual Parrot

This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees one on a perch with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the string... read more..
Roadside Puppies
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Roadside Puppies

A dog who gave birth to puppies on the roadside was cited for littering.... read more..
Guard Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Guard Dog

My sister-in-law, a truck driver, decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men." "Perfect," my sister-in-law thought and took ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 13, 2016

If you do not like puns do not go to Cybersalt's Valentine Pun page at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/valentine-puns If you do like to read flame e-mails I am sent because some people can't take a joke... read more..
Not "Foxy" Enough
Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Not "Foxy" Enough

When one PearyGates List subscriber unsubscribed in response to the "Hat Headline" joke I shared (which stars President Obama, The Pope, and Fox News - www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/hat-he... read more..
Rest, Busyness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Rest, Busyness

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..
Doughboy
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Doughboy

The Pillsbury Doughboy is my my roll model.... read more..
Age
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Age

When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowl... read more..
One-liner #0990
One-liners
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One-liner #0990

"I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4034 - February 13, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4034 - February 13, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 13, 2016 If you do not like puns do not go to Cybersalt's Valentine Pun page at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/valentine-puns If you do like to read flame e-mails I am read more..
Quote #1439
Quotes
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Quote #1439

“People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compro read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4033 - February 12, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4033 - February 12, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 12, 2016 It's a few days late for the best timing of this Cybersalt classic funny sign picture (which I actually took of a friend's church in 2009). Just the same,&nb read more..
Cybersalt News - February 12, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 12, 2016

It's a few days late for the best timing of this Cybersalt classic funny sign picture (which I actually took of a friend's church in 2009). Just the same, the idea of shoving pancakes has as fun ... read more..
Quote #1438
Quotes
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Quote #1438

"I like going the extra mile, it's usually less crowded." read more..
Generosity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Generosity

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:... read more..
Horse Knock-Off
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Horse Knock-Off

You mean you've never knocked a guy off a horse with a lance before? Surely you joust!... read more..
One-liner #0989
One-liners
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One-liner #0989

So apparently the security guard at Safeway didn't believe that life gave me that lemon.... read more..
Missing You
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Missing You

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 11, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!For the whole Chicken Thursday explanation check out:www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday For those of you who tend to get in trouble for forgetting Valentin... read more..
Hat Headline
Pearly Gates Jokes
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Hat Headline

The Pope is visiting DC and President Obama takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac . . . sailing on the presidential yacht. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden the Pope's hat (ec... read more..
That 'Green' Thing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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That 'Green' Thing

In the line at the store today, the cashier told an older woman ahead of me that plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thi... read more..
Quote #1437
Quotes
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Quote #1437

"We are not called to be defenders of the Truth but to live the Truth, which is Truth's best defense." ~Mabel Boggs Sweet read more..
Fish Eyes
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fish Eyes

Fisheye lenses make the world go round.... read more..
One-liner #0988
One-liners
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One-liner #0988

Just once it'd be nice to hear the word "sir," without it immediately being followed by,"you're making a scene." read more..
Deep Trouble
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Deep Trouble

A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle blocking the entire way. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a goober leaning on a fence. "Think it's sa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4032 - February 11, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4032 - February 11, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday!For the whole Chicken Thursday explanation check out:www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday For those of you who tend to get in trouble for for read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4031 - February 10, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4031 - February 10, 2016

Cybersalt News Happy 3rd birthday to our grandson Torre! Even though the Cybersalt Newsletters have not been going out for some time, that doesn't mean there weren't new pages added to the Cybersal read more..
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