Monthly Archive

July 2011

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Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3697 - July 20, 2011

Cybersalt News A belated happy birthday to Rev. James Snyder who turned 60 on Saturday. You can read his reflections on that in "Farewell to the Fifties" at: http://www.cybersalt.org/god-s-penman/ read more..

God's Penman
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Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
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The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3696 - July 19, 2011

Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the Simply Susan blog today. You can read "He Gives and Takes Away" at: http://www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/he-gives-and-takes-away Some businesses shouldn't read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Simply Susan Chronologically

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so.   ... read more..

Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site
Pastor Tim
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What Is A Goober?

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Puppy Food

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
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He Gives and Takes Away

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it.  Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3695 - July 18, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. I think you will enjoy the "Clark Retirement Community LipDub" at: http://www.cybersalt.org read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Small Town Check

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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The Sin You Don't Confess

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3694 - July 17, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church is once again updated with current service recordings, message recordings, and a wonderful testimony from the baptismal tank. You w read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Clark Retirement Community LipDub

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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English Errors

 English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3693 - July 16, 2011

Cybersalt News Now that the Cybersalt Site has undergone it's major migration/upgrade, I can now move on to begin to re-introduce old areas of the site and roll out new features. For instance, the C read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.  When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3692 - July 15, 2011

Cybersalt News I am happy to report that the Cybersalt Site migration to updated software has reached the point to where the new site is now live. If you notice any problems with it, please don't h read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Pots

Though grateful, the orphanage was unsure of just what to do with the generous donation from Home Depot. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shower or Tub

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3691 - July 14, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Shhhhh . . . . . It's that day again. Somebody call Lassie because Timmy has fallen down a well - the well of migrating (which is way read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bag of Chickens

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Spay or Neuter

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3690 - July 13, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, . . . . never mind, I'm one day early. There are two updated pages on the Cybersalt site today - "Coffin Yard" and "Open Sorry." http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/coffi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Coffin Yard

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3689 - July 12, 2011

Cybersalt News This isn't the first time one of my pages has been accused of being "cheesy." Well, if the cheddar fits, rock on dude! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cheese-guitar Enjoy the read more..