Monthly Archive

February 2015

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Quote #1431
Quotes
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Quote #1431

"Our job is to love others, not wonder whether or not they deserve it."- Thomas Merton read more..
One-liner #0983
One-liners
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One-liner #0983

In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?... read more..
Split Pants
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Split Pants

I split my favorite pants. RIP.... read more..
Missionary Soup
Pearly Gates Jokes
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Missionary Soup

Two missionaries get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.  A few minutes later, one of the mis... read more..
Newlywed Grace
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Newlywed Grace

A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4026 - February 10, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4026 - February 10, 2015

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny dog video on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Dog Squeak" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-squeak Enjoy the read more..
The Gift
Sermons
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The Gift

The gift of Jesus transforms the way we look at ourselves and others. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150208.mp3{/audio}    ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4025 - February 8, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4025 - February 8, 2015

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church website has been updated with recordings of my messages from the last two Sundays. You can listen to "How S read more..
Cybersalt News - February 8, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 8, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church website has been updated with recordings of my messages from the last two Sundays. You can listen to "How Sin Entered the World" (a response to S... read more..
Lost Gas Cap
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lost Gas Cap

David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it ... read more..
Personal Contact
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Personal Contact

Apparently not everyone is fed up with telephone-answering machines. At the newspaper office where I work, we have several of them for different departments. However, while on the evening shift I ans... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 7, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 7, 2015

I'm back after two days of catching up following our annual meeting at the church on Wednesday night. It went great, but they sure do take a lot of work to get ready for! To make up for the lack of C... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4024 - February 7, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4024 - February 7, 2015

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News I'm back after two days of catching up following our annual meeting at the church on Wednesday night. It went great, but they sure do take a lot of work to get read more..
Dashing Thru The Snow
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Dashing Thru The Snow

Whether you like to watch trains or not - this CN Rail train plowing through the snow is amazing footage!  Kudos to the guy who let the snow hit is camera in order to get the whole shot. &nb... read more..
The King and I
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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The King and I

"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"- Rodgers & Grammarstein read more..
One-liner #0982
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0982

"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"- Chickens read more..
Quote #1430
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1430

"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs. read more..
Not Exactly What He Meant
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Not Exactly What He Meant

During a church meeting one evening, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears.  Finishing her remarks, she told the folks, "I apologize... read more..
Circus Try Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Circus Try Out

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario. "I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He proceeds to cl... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 4, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 4, 2015

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Dog Feeders" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-feeders Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Dog Feeders
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Feeders

Usually it's hard to get kids to feed the dog. ... read more..
One-liner #0981
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0981

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot!"... read more..
Quote #1429
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1429

"There is a thin line between a long church service and a hostage situation." read more..
Adoption
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Adoption

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was ad... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4023 - February 4, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4023 - February 4, 2015

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Dog Feeders" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-feeders Enjoy the rest of read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4022 - February 3, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4022 - February 3, 2015

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Best Daddy Cake" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/best-daddy-cake Enjoy read more..
Cybersalt News - February 3, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 3, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Best Daddy Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/best-daddy-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Best Daddy Cake
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Best Daddy Cake

You might be a racist if . . . . ... read more..
Quote #1428
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1428

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."- Vitas Gerulaitis (having finally triumphed after losing 16 times in a row to Jimmy Connors) read more..
Retired Astronauts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Retired Astronauts

Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.... read more..
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