Monthly Archive

July 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
758

Faithful People are not Necessarily Prosperous People

People who are examples of faith are not necessarily prosperous people. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170716.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
830

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the best examples of people who have faith are those we would cons... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1258

Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare

I don’t think it was in the mind of Dr. Bell when he invented the telephone for people like me to be harassed by people who are only after my money. Don't get me wrong here. The telephone has been a g... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2549

Operation Hope

The surgeons say they might be able to fix my mangled hands: Fingers crossed!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1305

Quote #1654

"What is it about your own miserable works and  doings that you think you could please God more than the sacrifice of His own Son?" - Martin Luther read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4548

Cub Reporter Miss

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches.  At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because he wanted ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
663

Prayer Drawl

A quotation from an invocation delivered by Rev. J. McCoy opening a prayer meeting in Georgia Camp Meeting. "Oh Lawd, give thy servant dis mawning de eyes of de eagle, and de wisdom of the owl, conne... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1115

One-liner #1207

One-liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
826

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2538

Quote #1653

"Faith is not to get you out of a hard place but to change your heart in the hard place." - David Wilkerson, Founder of Teen Challenge read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3270

Candle Help

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye!  Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer h... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1711

Party Increase

The price of balloons is going up. They blame it on inflation.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
253

Parenting Again

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom... read more..

Clean Jokes
4909

I'm Dead

A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand, and she says, "Don't touch me." He says, "Why not?" She answers, " Because I'm dead." Husband says, "What a... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1082

One-liner #1206

One-liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
739

Faith is also for Those Outside of the Faith

Rahab is an example of faith and a reminder that faith is also for those outside of the faith. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170709.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
774

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the life of faith requires obedience to do something that seems ri... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1495

Standard Difficulty

Poorly folded flags: Worst Furled Problems.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1106

Quote #1652

"The key to mining is digging. The key to prayer is praying." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1248

Did I Just Blow My Cover?

This month I celebrate another birthday. At my age, I cannot remember exactly which one but that does not really matter. The number of the birthday, in my point of view, does not influence the celebra... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
926

Conversational Prayer

In line at the bookstore, I couldn't help noticing the two bestsellers the person in front of me was prepared to purchase: "Conversations With God" and "How to Argue and Win Every Time."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5402

Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satis... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1151

One-liner #1205

One-liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3012

Of Course Not

Morris a young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football.  At the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport. The rabbi asked, "Are th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
855

Cybersalt News - July 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1421

Social Reflection

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1907

Quote #1651

"The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think." - David Icke read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3229

Chocolate Calories

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per wee... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2068

Attractive First Impressions

When my best friend James came home on his first Army leave, my little brother asked him what he did in the service. "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders," James replied. Walking in town... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1085

One-liner #1204

One-liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..

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