Monthly Archive

2017

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Dolphin
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
10538
<1min

Dolphin

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set ... read more..
Hard Work
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2586
<1min

Hard Work

I saw an interview on TV with an old farmer who won ten million dollars in the lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was going do with all that money. He scratched his head and said, "Not sure as ... read more..
Shoebox Doilies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Shoebox Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a wooden box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle... read more..
Quote #1676
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1676

"That substance or behavior you're addicted to is not your friend. It's your Judas kissing your cheek so it can hand you over to your killing." - Beth Moore read more..
Cybersalt News - October 12, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, I'm excited to share with you (to the right) the new logo for the consulting and commercial side of Cybersalt, which will be officially launching on November 1. Thi read more..
Bronze Rat
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3977
2 min read

Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he ... read more..
Back To School Notes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2835
<1min

Back To School Notes

A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4298 - October 12, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4298 - October 12, 2017

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Leading by Example
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Leading by Example

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When I do it without being told, I'm try... read more..
Thanksgiving is a Choice
Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
1834
<1min

Thanksgiving is a Choice

Thanksgiving is a choice, which when made in faith can lead to the spiritual healing we really need. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171008.mp3{/audio} read more..
Eggsacting Solution
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4186
<1min

Eggsacting Solution

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4297 - October 8, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4297 - October 8, 2017

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Cybersalt News - October 8, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1400
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eh! If you are in the mood for a Thanksgiving sermon you will find more than you can shake a drumstick at at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/180-s... read more..
Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2339
4 min read

Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales

One of the passions that I really do not have is going to yard sales. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is another story. It is my sincere belief that yard sales were created with her in mind. T... read more..
One-liner #1230
One-liners
Susan Davis
2243
<1min

One-liner #1230

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 5, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Geoff F., who sent a video of Happy Girl. To watch, click on the snapshot on the right. As I mentioned on Sunday, I totally missed read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4296 - October 5, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4296 - October 5, 2017

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Wage Interview
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4007
<1min

Wage Interview

A man owned a small farm in South Georgia. The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent a social security agent to interview him. "You just give me a list ... read more..
Quote #1675
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1675

"If you are more fortunate than others, it is better to build a longer table than a taller fence." - Unknown read more..
Helicopter Debate
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4143
<1min

Helicopter Debate

My cousin worked on the Alaska pipeline as a welder. He said helicopters were a big help in covering the rugged ground. I've never forgotten a story he told about being in the communications room of ... read more..
Cell Phones, Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2603
<1min

Cell Phones, Manners

Friends and I were chatting over dinner in a restaurant. A man at the next table told his cell-phone caller to hold on. Then he stepped outside to talk. When he returned, I said, "That was very thoug... read more..
One-liner #1229
One-liners
Susan Davis
2068
<1min

One-liner #1229

I hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money; like, okay Marion, you have a cabinet of expensive plates people aren't allowed to use.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 1, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1441
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and happy October! After sending last Chicken Thursday's mailing out, I started getting congratulations about a work anniversary on my LinkedIn Account (www.linkedin.com/in/... read more..
Entrusted for that Day
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1647
<1min

Entrusted for that Day

When we fan into flame what God has entrusted to us, we will find greater ability to entrust what we have to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171001.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4295 - October 1, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4295 - October 1, 2017

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Quote #1674
Quotes
Susan Davis
2436
<1min

Quote #1674

"A husband can love his wife best when he loves God first." - Unknown read more..
Stellar Rating
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2243
<1min

Stellar Rating

"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space." Terrible joke. Only three stars. read more..
One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5453
4 min read

One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants

Have you ever had the feeling that any good deed you try is counteracted by a good swift kick in the pants? I may be exaggerating here, but not by much. I recently grabbed a quick lunch at a local ha... read more..
You Are A Bad Cook If…
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6690
<1min

You Are A Bad Cook If…

You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on fire - You make tuna noodle broccoli surprise for your family and the sur... read more..
A Long Walk
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2967
<1min

A Long Walk

One day after a nasty streak of bad weather, I asked my teenage son to take our dog for a long walk after school. When I came home from work, I found my son stretched out on the recliner, watching te... read more..
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