Monthly Archive

October 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4493 - October 13, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4493 - October 13, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1184
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers r... read more..
I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1784
4 min read

I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was

I have heard it said that confession is good for the soul. I want to take that a step further and say confession is good for the body as well. I don’t often think about how old I am, I’m too busy wit... read more..
Quote #1861
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1861

"The shortest distance between us and the life we long for is total obedience to Christ." - Max Anders read more..
Escalating Annoyance
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1914
<1min

Escalating Annoyance

Elevator music bothers me on so many different levels.... read more..
One-liner #1420
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1420

He was cured posthumously.... read more..
Sign Fun
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..
Proof of Identity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2885
<1min

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..
Church Is Dangerous Sometimes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..
Quote #1860
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Mostly Englishmen
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..
Answering Questions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..
One-Liner #1419
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..
You Won't Understand
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..
Sunday Service
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..
A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2259
4 min read

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my “to-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4492 - October 6, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4492 - October 6, 2019

  Issue #4492                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been read more..
Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1065
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. 😏 This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..
Quote #1859
Quotes
Susan Davis
1939
<1min

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..
One-Liner #1418
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..
Sock Concern
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sock Concern

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4491 - October 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4491 - October 3, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that Sunday's mailing did not go out until Monday. I'm in the midst of bringing a new server into the Cybersalt fold and a change I mad read more..
Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..
Chaussure Chauffeur
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..
Chair Philosophy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..
Appraisals
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..
Quote #1858
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1858

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little." - Bob Goff read more..
One-Liner #1417
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1417

Self-Annihilating Sentence Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.... read more..
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