Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Imagination
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2812
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Imagination

I was making Play-doh animals with my four-year-old niece, Chris, and her three-year-old brother, Neil. While Chris was clearly molding a crude but recognizable dog, figuring what Neil was making was ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4440 - April 4, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4440 - April 4, 2019

  Issue #4440                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - April 4, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
One-liner #1368
One-liners
Susan Davis
1683
<1min

One-liner #1368

Self-Annihilating Sentence Nickels are a dime a dozen!... read more..
Quote #1810
Quotes
Susan Davis
2138
<1min

Quote #1810

"Without courage we will simply accumulate a collection of good ideas and regrets." - Andy Stanley read more..
Check the Original
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3552
<1min

Check the Original

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new... read more..
Yard Sale Anger
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8893
<1min

Yard Sale Anger

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you ... read more..
Ungratefulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2959
<1min

Ungratefulness

In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay a... read more..
No Page Turner
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2021
<1min

No Page Turner

Writer's block is serious business; you can't make this stuff up!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4439 - March 31, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4439 - March 31, 2019

  Issue #4439                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! At risk of making this sound like groundhog read more..
Cybersalt News - March 31, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1219
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! At risk of making this sound like groundhog day, I think sending is back to normal. This week, Rev. James Snyder reminisces about the positive effect corporal punishment h... read more..
I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2349
4 min read

I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did

I am not sure why I think of some things, however, every occasionally I remember something that happened a million years ago. Or so it seems. This week for some reason, I hap... read more..
Quote #1809
Quotes
Susan Davis
2077
<1min

Quote #1809

"I take refuge in the fact that while I don't know everything, I do know Someone who does!" - A.W. Tozer read more..
Feed the Ox
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2362
<1min

Feed the Ox

Go ahead and give your pastor a bonus based on church growth... it will bring a new meaning to the words Great Commission.... read more..
One-liner #1367
One-liners
Susan Davis
1706
<1min

One-liner #1367

"I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!" - Richard Nixon read more..
Crossing the Road
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4548
<1min

Crossing the Road

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the... read more..
Shopping Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1934
<1min

Shopping Manners

One of the busiest times for a meat-department manager in a supermarket occurs when there is a sale on particular cuts. When we put cross-rib roasts on sale one day the result was predictable. I'd br... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4438 - March 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4438 - March 24, 2019

  Issue #4438                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Ooops! (again) I just went to send this mail read more..
Quote #1808
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2522
<1min

Quote #1808

"Patience is not about how long you wait, it is about how well you behave while you are waiting." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1366
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1825
<1min

One-liner #1366

I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions. - Walter McLauren... read more..
Places to Go
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2187
<1min

Places to Go

I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito either. I hear no one recognizes ... read more..
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4423
2 min read

Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. Okay? ~ I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that ... read more..
Grad School Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1757
<1min

Grad School Romance

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new ... read more..
Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
7337
4 min read

Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings

In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever received. It was white, with a red ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4436 - March 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4436 - March 21, 2019

Cybersalt News You'll notice by the date that this mailing was supposed to go out last week, but didn't. #fail Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live read more..
Cybersalt News - March 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1230
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live in! And the visits continue; our daughter and grandson just left after a 2-week visit and now we are enjoying a... read more..
How Not to Pass Your Driving Test
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
11250
2 min read

How Not to Pass Your Driving Test

How Not To Pass Your Driving Test Turn the radio on.  When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up... read more..
These Don't Go Together
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4271
<1min

These Don't Go Together

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and sup... read more..
Quote #1807
Quotes
Susan Davis
3014
<1min

Quote #1807

"Be selective in your battles; sometimes peace is better than being right." - Unknown read more..
Captain Discipline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6947
<1min

Captain Discipline

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the chil... read more..
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