Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Lost and Found
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14854
<1min

Lost and Found

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way ho... read more..
Assumption
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3144
<1min

Assumption

In World War II my father-in-law was stationed at the Army Air Corps base in Prestwick, Scotland. President Franklin Roosevelt was to make a visit at any time, and coded messages were used to alert t... read more..
One-liner #1446
One-liners
Susan Davis
1865
<1min

One-liner #1446

Ambivialent? Well, yes and no.... read more..
Quote #1884
Quotes
Susan Davis
2400
<1min

Quote #1884

"Before you act ... Listen. Before you react ... Think. Before you spend ... Earn. Before you criticize ... Wait. Before you quit ... Try." - E. Hemingway read more..
What Did We Know before Facebook?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1799
4 min read

What Did We Know before Facebook?

To paraphrase one of my favorite humorist, Will Rogers, “All I know is what I read on Facebook.” I must admit that I also get information from Facebook. I can keep up with my family and friends, know... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 23, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1271
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you h... read more..
Pearl Dream
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4861
<1min

Pearl Dream

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..
Fasting, Ministry Salaries
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625
<1min

Fasting, Ministry Salaries

A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week." The man is dumbfounded. "Pas... read more..
Chemical Assistance Denied
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1813
<1min

Chemical Assistance Denied

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said, "NaBrO."... read more..
Quote #1883
Quotes
Susan Davis
2923
<1min

Quote #1883

"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing." - Walter Brueggemann read more..
One-liner #1445
One-liners
Susan Davis
1706
<1min

One-liner #1445

If I throw a stick, will you leave?... read more..
Tourist Breakdown
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4234
<1min

Tourist Breakdown

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone ... read more..
In praise of crazy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1773
4 min read

In praise of crazy

I made a mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4518 - January 13, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
155
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4518 - January 13, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been e read more..
To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1823
4 min read

To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday

Time goes so fast at times that I do not always remember what day it is. I get so busy trying to get my work done that I forget if it’s Monday or Friday. It is a good thing I am getting older because... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4517 - January 12, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4517 - January 12, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have al read more..
Cybersalt News - January 12, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1181
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone. Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have allowed spiders to... read more..
Note This Pun
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1777
<1min

Note This Pun

I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.... read more..
Quote #1882
Quotes
Susan Davis
2258
<1min

Quote #1882

"If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that i was made for another world." - C. S. Lewis read more..
Name Warning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4818
<1min

Name Warning

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver. "Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your ti... read more..
Choices
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2994
<1min

Choices

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one c... read more..
One-liner #1444
One-liners
Susan Davis
1846
<1min

One-liner #1444

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.... read more..
Personal Gizmo
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3140
<1min

Personal Gizmo

"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4516 - January 9, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4516 - January 9, 2020

  Issue #4516                         Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Th read more..
Cybersalt News - January 9, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1139
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Thursday picture. Kathie must have a pretty nice house because it looks like they really want in - or maybe they are just k... read more..
River Crossing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6285
<1min

River Crossing

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed to Go... read more..
Quote #1881
Quotes
Susan Davis
1697
<1min

Quote #1881

  "When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important." - Unknown read more..
Gallantry
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2576
<1min

Gallantry

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..
One-Liner #1443
One-liners
Susan Davis
1747
<1min

One-Liner #1443

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..
Bonus
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4960
<1min

Bonus

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..
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