Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
SPCA Rescue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4694
<1min

SPCA Rescue

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?" "Yes." "I want you to send somebody over right away." "What's wrong?" "There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting i read more..
Booty
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3082
<1min

Booty

A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and looked where it was supposed... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4852 - September 10, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4852 - September 10, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's vid... read more..
So This Is Old Age
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1201
4 min read

So This Is Old Age

The other morning I got up; at least, I tried to get up, but the bones in every part of my body had organized a labor strike against me. I’m not quite sure what they were protesting. As I lay there g... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4851 - September 7, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4851 - September 7, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M.... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 7, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
946
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M. did not catch that one - or maybe he did and I just haven't... read more..
Forgotten Teeth
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3173
<1min

Forgotten Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next t... read more..
As If I Really Could
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1711
4 min read

As If I Really Could

Have you ever had the feeling that you've been hoodwinked? You can't point out the specifics, but something deep inside suggests you have been. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had a wond... read more..
One-Liner #1771
One-liners
Susan Davis
1238
<1min

One-Liner #1771

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, "You can see me?"... read more..
How Hot Is It?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
17894
<1min

How Hot Is It?

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes ou read more..
Bicycle Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3889
<1min

Bicycle Pun

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.... read more..
Hot Sauce
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2561
<1min

Hot Sauce

Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local joint. I wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild. When I asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in t... read more..
Quote #2206
Quotes
Susan Davis
1120
<1min

Quote #2206

"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4850 - September 3, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4850 - September 3, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings and welcome to September! I had the wrong privacy setting on the ink to the video of me roller skating so some of you who ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 3, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
921
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2023

Sunday greetings and welcome to September! I had the wrong privacy setting on the ink to the video of me roller skating so some of you who tried to watch it were not able to. I can't imagine not bein... read more..
Have Giggle Will Laugh
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1687
4 min read

Have Giggle Will Laugh

I have many problems in my life. I have yet to recognize all of my problems, but I'm sure I will soon. That's why it's so great to be married to someone like The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. T... read more..
Quote #2205
Quotes
Susan Davis
1083
<1min

Quote #2205

“Desire that your life count for something great! Long for your life to have eternal significance. Want this! Don’t coast through life without a passion.” - John Piper, Don't Waste Your Life... read more..
One-Liner #1770
One-liners
Susan Davis
1157
<1min

One-Liner #1770

Our child has a great deal of willpower - and even more won't power. - Red Skelton... read more..
Hypo Teen
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4293
<1min

Hypo Teen

Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was going though. One day the girl was convinced that the pain on her left side was appendicitis. Her mother expl... read more..
Blanket Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
22850
<1min

Blanket Pun

Sunday after church a mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your blanket." Needless to say, the mom was perplexed. Later i... read more..
Holiness, Missing the Mark, Sin, Guilt
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2688
<1min

Holiness, Missing the Mark, Sin, Guilt

I'm a driving examiner for the state of Indiana, and while I was giving a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping. I told him that he had automatically failed the test. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4849 - August 31, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
158
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4849 - August 31, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! I often attend the monthly "Coffee Talk" that the local Chamber of Commerce, of which I am a member, puts on at 8... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 31, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
985
2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I often attend the monthly "Coffee Talk" that the local Chamber of Commerce, of which I am a member, puts on at 8:30am on the last Tuesday of each month. It involves going t... read more..
Our Summer Vacation Jamboree
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1356
4 min read

Our Summer Vacation Jamboree

After months and months of planning, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finalized our vacation plans for the summer. Because of our busy lifestyle, something like this cannot be done with just a ... read more..
The Power of Government
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3797
<1min

The Power of Government

Pythagorean theorem: 24 Words The Lord's Prayer: 66 Words Archimedes' Principle: 67 Words The 10 Commandments: 179 Words The Gettysburg Address: 286 Words The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 W... read more..
Baseball Score
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3165
<1min

Baseball Score

"A passerby stopped to watch a baseball game taking place at the local park. "Who's playing?" he asked another observer. "The Masons against the Knights of Columbus," he responded. "What's the scor read more..
Cab Driver Etiquette
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2650
<1min

Cab Driver Etiquette

On a business trip to India, I arrived at the airport in Delhi and took a taxi to my hotel, where I was greeted by my hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars ... read more..
Quote #2204
Quotes
Susan Davis
1134
<1min

Quote #2204

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. - African Proverb... read more..
One-Liner #1769
One-liners
Susan Davis
1244
<1min

One-Liner #1769

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo - seems like a very low number of rodeos.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4848 - August 27, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4848 - August 27, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! My last official haircut was 2 weeks ago. I only mention that as a segue to tell you that I modified my haircut... read more..
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