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Monthly Archive

September 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 56 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
351

Quote #1949

  "To have courage for whatever comes in life - everything lies in that." - Teresa of Ávila read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2862

Knitting Chinese

Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic patterns with ease. There was an occasion when we had lunch in an authentic Chinese restaurant (only one person... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1986

Gathering Nuts?

Should vegetarians attend meetings?... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1260

Answering Machine Callbacks

Back in the day, I purchased a telephone-answering machine with a prerecorded message that used a male voice. When my mother returned from vacation, I forgot to mention it to her. The next Saturday, ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
344

One-Liner #1511

Self-annihilating Description From here on down, it's uphill all the way.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
452

Oh, to Be Crazy and Get Paid for It

I usually don't complain a lot. When I do I get caught in some dilemma that I can’t talk my way out. You think I would learn my lesson, but I'm still in the learning curve. It was a long week, and th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
301

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! This week the premier of our province called a snap election for October 24th - you know because nothing else big is going on right now, lol. But seriously, what a grind w... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
360

Quote #1948

"If you want everyone to like you, don't be a pastor. Go sell ice-cream." - Dr. E. I. Stetzer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2571

Change Reply

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Pr... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1905

Post Majority

A letter carrier's career is a mail-dominated profession.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1351

Potty Training, Parenting, Embarassment

My three year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly about it. One day, we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch between errands. It was very busy, with a ful... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
376

One-Liner #1510

Self-annihilating Command Men, women, and children first.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
269

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Welcome to autumn in the Northern Hemisphere and spring in the Southern. I am sure you "Southerners" are excited to get back outdoors after a long winter inside. Here at C... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
389

Quote #1947

"Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your god." - Martin Luther read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2363

Children

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." You spend the first 2 years of their read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2470

Hockey Injury

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8265

Get Well Soon

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on hi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1837

Vegetable Warning

Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1414

Complaints

"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster." "NO!" said the horse, read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
323

One-Liner #1509

Self-annihilating Command Authorized parking is forbidden!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3958

'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?

I love children. I love being around them and watching them play. Each Sunday, following morning worship service, I delight in handing out little bags of jellybeans to all the children. Just between ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
412

Getting Away With It Is Half the Fun

I must admit I don't get away with very much, and I never have. It's not that I never try. It's just that whenever I try to get away with something, it always backfires. I wish there were a class som... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
340

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is an example of how the perspective from which you look at something can really change your . . . . . . perspective on it. Above water, Flamingos are ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
262

Legalism

The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. "I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license. I ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
358

Quote #1946

"Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting." - Elizabeth Bowen read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3353

Lost Ticket

Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it." When the ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1715

Midday to You

I had just moved to an address between Sunrise Ave. and Sunset Blvd., one of Sacramento's major streets, and was explaining to a clerk where my home was located for billing purposes. "I live between ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
316

One-Liner #1508

Self-annihilating Command Ignore this sign!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
301

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, for the first time in over 6 months, I had a business lunch with one of my clients. We met up at the local Denny's. Arriving at the parking lot, I put my mask on to ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2344

Make a Wish

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if the... read more..

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