Monthly Archive

November 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 105 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3099

Listen and Know

A follower of Jesus recognizes His teachings and lives them out.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061112.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2054

Good Morning 11-12

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   THIRD-LAST SUNDAY IN THE CHURCH YEAR   Mark 13:1-13 Psalm 113 & 16   During this time of read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2472

Tow Request

The minister's car wouldn't start and so he called the garage to come and tow it in for repairs. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister says, "I hope you go easy on m... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
48315

Gridlock Game

Here's a really fun game where you move the blocks around to open the path to slide the blue bar through the opening.  I don't know how many levels there are in this challenge, so just be careful... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3554

If You Voted On Tuesday, Thank A Veteran

On Tuesday morning as I was leaving the house the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage called after me, “Don’t forget to vote, today.” As if anybody in America could ever forget read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4256

The Twelve Recounts of Christmas 2000

On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... a disputed presidency. On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency. read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1990

Good Morning 11-11

"My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give you." - John 14:27   Millions of people around the world carry with them the lifelong, tragic consequences of interna read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2422

Last One Comeback

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?""Oh,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4119

Chicken Neighbour

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in.  The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they want... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1927

Good Morning 11-10

"Oh, how I love Thy law. It is my mediation all day long." - Psalm 119:97   If you have ever lived or been on a farm you have seen contented cows chewing their cud. Cows are known read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2767

Friendly Golf

Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one.The other man said, "Now I'll take MY practice swing, and then we'll start the gam... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2148

Lose Your Marbles

Here's a guy who loses his marbles in a unique way.  I guess when you have heavy duty kitchen appliances around like this blender there are lots of things you could lose.  I wonder wha read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1889

Good Morning 11-09

"He hath sent Me to bind up the brokenhearted." - Isa. 61:1   In the book of Job we read that "man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward." Some of our trials ar read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4007

Goober Guide to Household tools

A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2431

Missed Bus

The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.The father, though late for work, had to drive her if she'd direct him to the school.They rode sever... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1816

Sequoias National Park

Sometimes you just need to take a breather and go stand calmly in the forest.  Ok, maybe sometimes you need to scream while you are there. Here's a chance to stand virtually in Sequoia read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3964

Beauty Watch

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,&qu... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1987

Good Morning 11-08

"O my God, my soul is cast down within me. Oh, wretched man that I am." Rom 7:24 and Psalm 42 6   Studies show that people who do not reveal their deep thoughts and feelings to ot read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2286

Scale Convention

At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight.A smo... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2278

Pa-Chong!

Here's another game from Jeff Wofford (www.jeffwofford.com). I really appreciate that he gave permission to share his flash games on the site here. Many of us remember that classic home arcade game "... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3869

Election Poetry

In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great 2000 Election Controversy is so big that a bunch of all-star poets have come out of retirement to quickly set ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2052

Good Morning 11-07

"See, then, that you walk circumspectly, redeeming the time, because the days are evil." Eph. 5:15,16   Are we misusing the golden nuggets of time that God places in our hands eac read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2326

Wedding Report

"How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if she would obey and she said, 'Do you think I'm nuts?' and the groom said, 'I do,' and then things really began read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3969

How Much Does a Politician Really Cost?

Like most Americans, I’ve been following the political race with great interest. I must confess having a little bit of difficulty figuring out which side is which. In a normal race, everybod read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4674

Being Lax

You who have been long-time subscribers realize I've been very lax in my producing the newsletter every week for a long time. But, being busy and having many pressing matters, I let the newsle read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1992

Water Rings

Here is evidence that even if you are a poor swimmer (this guy must sink like a stone to stay on the bottom like he does) you can still have fun in a swimming pool. Even beyond his obvious tale read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1834

Good Morning 11-06

"...your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you." - John 16:22 The NT contains four times as many references to joy as it does to sorrow.  Believers should the read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4788

Word of Mouth

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.  "I'm shocked!" she complained.  "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know,&q... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3165

Lives of Passion

A follower of Jesus lives life passionately for Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061105.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3768

Goober Golf Dispute

Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together.  On the first tee, the first guy smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway.  With a smile, he picked up the tee and walke read more..

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