Monthly Archive

2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 503 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3257

The Strange Case of the Spirit and the Flesh

In 1886 Robert Louis Stevenson wrote The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde.  The story is about a respectable doctor who experiments with the idea that people have both a good and evil self.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3063

Water Pistol

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased.I turned to Mom... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4361

A Ten-Minute Witness

I had a conversation today that I wish you could have eavesdropped on. It was that precious. I was preparing for the show about an hour ago at my home and I heard a knock at the door. There was a gent... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
3993

Chocolate De-Light!

I got a delightful email card in yesterday's mail from a friend, announcing that it was National Chocolate Ice Cream Day and sending me the most scrumptious-looking virtual chocolate ice cream sundae ... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
5265

I'm Rusty Lord

I spent today on a job, doing things I haven't done in years. I haven't worked at a public job since my oldest child was 15 mos, because I chose to have my own business at home, and tend to my childre... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3540

What do You See?

My brother held the picture up and asked, “What do you see?” It didn’t take me long to answer. “Two faces looking at each other,” I said, confidant that the answer was ob... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3026

Definition of a Bar-B-Que

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the shops. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegeta... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4392

Signs of E-Mail Addiction

1.  You wake up at 3 a.m.  to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.2.  You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator read more..

Sandra Boyte
Pastor Tim
7656

Return

Don't give away your blessingsBy the way you choose to live.Don't throw away your richesBy the way in which you give.As you cast upon the waterSo it will return to you.And as you share with others,God... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2453

How Business Communications Work

How Business Communications WorkMEMORANDUMFrom: Headquarters - New YorkTo: General ManagersNext Thursday at 10:30 Haley's Comet will appear over this area. This is an event which occurs only once eve... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Pastor Tim
4566

A Late Caution Flag

"When your faith is tested, your endurance has a chance to grow. So let it grow, for when your endurance is fully developed, you will be strong in character and ready for anything."James 1:3,4 (NLT)&n read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2990

Time To Go

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly in 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3227

No Distinctions in Jesus. Galatians 3:23-29

If  anyone hasn't heard of J.K. Rowling or her fictional hero, Harry Potter, welcome back from your coma. Harry Potter is a fictional orphaned boy who discovers he has magical powers and is enro... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2956

Moth Madness

A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth.""You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.""Yes, I know.""So, why did you come in here?""The li... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5110

Legal vs. Moral

What do you say when someone throws the "But abortion is legal" mantra at you? Let me begin by telling you a little about a piece from the L.A. Times last Friday, February 17. It's entitled "War Aga... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4958

If Bill Gates Owned a Restaurant

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly isn't really there. Patron: No, it's s... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Pastor Tim
4229

The Big One At Dover

 "No matter what happens always be thankful, for this is God's will, for you who belong to Jesus." I Thes 5:18 (NLT) Mark Martin, unscathed, came out with a win. And Dale, Jr. ended the MBNA 40 read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
4345

Mother Tongue

I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue;" fathers never get a chance to use much of it.... read more..

The Spur
Pastor Tim
4196

A Pen of Great Price

{mosimage}I'd been sitting at the registration table, handing out nametags and taking payment for the seminar. At some point someone left a pen on the table. It was just one of those promotional pen read more..

Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
4231

Honor Thy Father

Ephesians 6:2 Honour thy father and mother; (which is the first commandment with promise;) Our life begins with the union of a man and a woman, our earthly Father and Mother. Our earthly father figu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3023

Almost Redialed

I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal Revenue Service in error.So the I.R.S. operator asked me what number I had dialed. I said, "The ... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
3783

Awesome Dad!

Down the Path to the Well--a thought to remember along the way Take a good look at the virtual bookshelf we've been making--there's "Dear Dad" on the far left, "Distant Dad" on the FAR right--and not... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Pastor Tim
4792

The Perfect Father

"Father to the fatherless...this is God, whose dwelling is holy."Psalm 68:5 (NLT) Father's Day came just a few days following a devastating divorce in our daughter and granddaughter's home.  Aft read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3781

Raising the Roof

I am going to tell you about a time when Jesus healed a man who could not walk. Jesus was visiting at the home of his friend, Peter and the house was full of people who had come to see him. They had ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2547

Everything is Wonderful

Everything is WonderfulMy face in the mirrorIsn't wrinkled or drawn.My house isn't dirty,The cobwebs are gone.My garden looks lovelyAnd so does my lawn.I think I might neverPut my glasses back on.... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
3899

Distant Dad!

Down the Path to the Well--a thought to remember along the way Slide all the way to the other end of the bookshelf today--for this dad is a distant one! Now the word "distance" in Internet lingo imme... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Pastor Tim
4300

Grandma's Lamp

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have everlasting life."John 3:16 (NLT) "The only thing I really want is the lamp by gra read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2686

For Charlotte

A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!"There was a short pause and then the D... read more..

Testimonies
Pastor Tim
10872

Paul Huggins

My name is Paul Huggins. I was born in Hastings in July 1961. My upbringing was working class with two fathers and one mother, as my Dad left when I was 2 years old, but fortunately he came to take me... read more..

Sandra Boyte
Pastor Tim
7684

Time to Pray

Sometimes in the hustle And the bustle of the day, I try so hard to stay afloat That I forget to pray. And though I know the answer To my struggle lies in You, Often You are the last one That I... read more..