2005 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4451

<1min

Evil Brothers

There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, the... read more..

16 Oct

Wonders of Creation

4012

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Gecko Feet

How does a gecko manage to walk on a ceiling, or across a sheet of smooth plastic? Do they have tiny hooks on their feet? No. Do they use small suction caps? No. Do they squirt something sticky from t... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4399

<1min

Automobile Acronyms

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented BMWBeautiful Mechanical WonderBig Money WorksBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear E... read more..

On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife

15 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4810

5 min read

On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife

Every job is important to someone, but many jobs do not get the recognition they deserve. One such job is the husband of the pastor's wife. This job carries great responsibility and yet has little if ... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2919

<1min

How To Photograph A New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.4. Choose a suitable background for pho read more..

15 Oct

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4196

3 min read

Earthquakes of The Heart

It is October 2005, months after the tsunami - we listen with deep sadness to accounts of the earthquake devastation on the Pakistan/India border. Our hearts break as we hear tales of horror--children... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4232

<1min

Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and sa... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3253

<1min

Sibling Takes

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings."My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one."My sister takes gymnastics," said a... read more..

14 Oct

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5144

3 min read

On The Road To Recovery

Many of us face troubles throughout our lives. We are met with debts we cannot pay, family problems we cannot solve, sickness we sometimes cannot overcome, or prayers that seem never to be answered. W... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4915

<1min

Two by Fours

Man injured by fallen raccoon A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One goober walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean t... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3321

<1min

Mess Cake

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked to the Food Service Off... read more..

13 Oct

Wonders of Creation

4238

3 min read

Wonders of Creation - Living in Space

At present our planet has an orbiting space station, in which people have been living, sometimes continuously for many months. They have, of course, been tested, to see what the effects of livin... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4483

<1min

'Coons From Heaven

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a treed raccoon when his colleague, Donnie Lamb, decided to shoot the raccoon out of the tree. Trouble w... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3538

2 min read

Resume Examples

These are real examples from real resumes:*Reasons For Leaving Last Job*- Responsibility makes me nervous.- They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under thos... read more..

Winking, Wiggling and the Power of Words

11 Oct

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

6299

10 min read

Winking, Wiggling and the Power of Words

What do "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie" and Genesis 1:1 have in common? Quite a lot! I got this crazy picture in my mind the other day. I don't even know what causes these thoughts to come to mind ... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3987

2 min read

3 eggs - 50 years

A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of each other. The good wife promised that she would stop being so critical of his sleep- inducing sermons.... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4557

<1min

Old Goats

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. Sh... read more..

10 Oct

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

7264

6 min read

5 Ways God Answers Prayer

Over the years, I've discovered from Scripture and experience that God loves to answer our prayers. Here are five of his most frequent answers:1. "No, I love you too much." The Lord of the universe is... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4844

<1min

Millionaire's Driver

Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names. Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir. Millionaire: Drive on, Alfred... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3309

<1min

Happy Birthday Call

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had di... read more..

09 Oct

Wonders of Creation

3528

5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Cells

The usual school textbook diagram of a human cell and pictures of the Earth from space share something in common ? both make an object of incredible complexity appear simple. Zoom in on either, and a ... read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4964

<1min

The Gift

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied, "But where in th... read more..

Thanksgiving: The Antidote to Pernicious Creeping Materialism

08 Oct

Dr. Harold McNabb

4467

8 min read

Thanksgiving: The Antidote to Pernicious Creeping Materialism

One of them, when he saw he was healed, came back, praising God in a loud voice. He threw himself at Jesus? feet and thanked him?and he was a Samaritan. Jesus asked, ?Were not all ten cleansed? Where ... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4085

2 min read

Camping Hints

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7182

2 min read

Class Reunions

Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is planned; it'll be really grand;Make plans to attend without fail.I'll never forget the first time we met;We tried ... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4267

2 min read

That's the Way . . .

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he ... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3367

<1min

Brick Order

A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks."May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter."It's going to be a barbecue.""Wow, that's a lot of bricks fo... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4709

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Vet's Guarantee

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the n... read more..

06 Oct

Rev. Spence Laycock

4157

8 min read

The Crossing

Some of the most profound and familiar images in the Bible have to do with water. Noah and the flood of the whole earth, Moses and opening up of the Red Sea, Jesus walking on the water of the Sea of G... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3519

<1min

Charity Answer

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..