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Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 979 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2404

Labor Pains

When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three oldest children and watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. The mom thought it would be a good starting p... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3695

Parrot Problems

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.  The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady is furious!  She storm... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2625

Home Donations

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give wh... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3571

Evil Brothers

There were two evil brothers.  They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye.  They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, the... read more..

Wonders of Creation
3009

Wonders of Creation - Gecko Feet

How does a gecko manage to walk on a ceiling, or across a sheet of smooth plastic? Do they have tiny hooks on their feet? No. Do they use small suction caps? No. Do they squirt something sticky from t... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3651

Automobile Acronyms

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented BMWBeautiful Mechanical WonderBig Money WorksBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear E... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3800

On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife

Every job is important to someone, but many jobs do not get the recognition they deserve. One such job is the husband of the pastor's wife. This job carries great responsibility and yet has little if ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2119

How To Photograph A New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.4. Choose a suitable background for pho read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3336

Earthquakes of The Heart

It is October 2005, months after the tsunami - we listen with deep sadness to accounts of the earthquake devastation on the Pakistan/India border. Our hearts break as we hear tales of horror--children... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3474

Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and sa... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2345

Sibling Takes

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings."My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one."My sister takes gymnastics," said a... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4200

On The Road To Recovery

Many of us face troubles throughout our lives. We are met with debts we cannot pay, family problems we cannot solve, sickness we sometimes cannot overcome, or prayers that seem never to be answered. W... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3950

Two by Fours

Man injured by fallen raccoon A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.  One goober walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean t... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2450

Mess Cake

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked to the Food Service Off... read more..

Wonders of Creation
3002

Wonders of Creation - Living in Space

At present our planet has an orbiting space station, in which people have been living, sometimes continuously for many months.  They have, of course, been tested, to see what the effects of livin... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3580

'Coons From Heaven

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga.  (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a treed raccoon when his colleague, Donnie Lamb, decided to shoot the raccoon out of the tree.  Trouble w... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2554

Resume Examples

These are real examples from real resumes:*Reasons For Leaving Last Job*- Responsibility makes me nervous.- They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under thos... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5254

Winking, Wiggling and the Power of Words

What do "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie" and Genesis 1:1 have in common? Quite a lot! I got this crazy picture in my mind the other day. I don't even know what causes these thoughts to come to mind ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3145

3 eggs - 50 years

A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of each other.  The good wife promised that she would stop being so critical of his sleep- inducing sermons.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3696

Old Goats

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. Sh... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
6051

5 Ways God Answers Prayer

Over the years, I've discovered from Scripture and experience that God loves to answer our prayers. Here are five of his most frequent answers:1. "No, I love you too much." The Lord of the universe is... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4046

Millionaire's Driver

Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names. Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir. Millionaire: Drive on, Alfred... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2510

Happy Birthday Call

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had di... read more..

Wonders of Creation
2634

Wonders of Creation - Cells

The usual school textbook diagram of a human cell and pictures of the Earth from space share something in common ? both make an object of incredible complexity appear simple. Zoom in on either, and a ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4272

The Gift

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.  A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied, "But where in th... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3407

Thanksgiving: The Antidote to Pernicious Creeping Materialism

One of them, when he saw he was healed, came back, praising God in a loud voice. He threw himself at Jesus? feet and thanked him?and he was a Samaritan. Jesus asked, ?Were not all ten cleansed? Where ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3234

Camping Hints

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and... read more..

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Pastor Tim
6036

Class Reunions

Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is planned; it'll be really grand;Make plans to attend without fail.I'll never forget the first time we met;We tried ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3430

That's the Way . . .

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2517

Brick Order

A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks."May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter."It's going to be a barbecue.""Wow, that's a lot of bricks fo... read more..

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