Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 795 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4147

Jean Squeeze

A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans. Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked her husband... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1977

Good Morning 11-01

"Look to Jesus the Pioneer and Perfecter of our faith, who for the joy that was set before Him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is seated at the right hand of the throne of God.&qu read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1546

Good Morning 10-31

"My grace is sufficient for you; for My strength is made perfect in weakness." - 2 Corinthians 12:9   St. Paul says, "When I am weak, then I am strong." On the surface th read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1792

Good Morning 10-30

"He who stand firm to the end will be saved." - Matthw 24:13   Satan often uses our bad experiences to cause us to doubt God. When illness strikes, death takes a loved one, jobs d read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4593

White Gloves

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4341

Dentist Skit

Here is proof that you don't have to be dirty or offensive to be funny.  This is a classic skit from the Carol Burnett Show featuring Tim Conway and Harvey Korman.  I bet you can get more read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1595

Good Morning 10-29

"Whoever acknowledges me before men, I will also ackknowledge him before my Father in heaven." - Matthew 10:32   Jesus warns those who deny knowing Him that on Judgment Day He will read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3542

Casket Comment

A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.Standing before the open casket and consoling the widow, he said, “I k... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3505

Dedication - The Right Response

Dedication is the right response to God's power at work in our life.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071028.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1597

Good Morning 10-28

REFORMATION SUNDAY "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." - John 8:31-36, Psalm 46   On this Reformation Sunday it is quite natural to reflect u read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1807

Good Morning 10-27

"Whoever would be great among you must be your servant, and whoever would be first among you must be slave of all." - Mark 10:43,44   Many of you have had salesmen and women sellin read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1564

Good Morning 10-26

"Since you are eager for manifestations of the Spirit, strive to excel in building up the church." - 1 Corinthians 14:12   Let us think of the Christian church being like Noah's ar read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1730

Good Morning 10-25

"No, in all things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us." - Romans 8:37   If you watch commercials you might notice they usually emphasize trouble, like, a hacking read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
81441

Dice Wars

Here's a fun game for those of you who like the world domination board game RISK or dice game Yahtzee. (I think Dice Stacking Dude would like this one.) The aspects of how to play this game are so vas... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1575

Good Morning 10-24

"By grace are you saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is a gift of God." - Ephesians 2:8   Somewhere I remember reading a story about a pastor who was preaching a read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3465

Payment Plan

Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said to the salesman, "We really like it, but I don't think we can afford it."The salesman said, "You just make a sm... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1690

Good Morning 10-22

"When they had prayed, the place in which they were gathered together was shaken; and they were all filled with the Holy Spirit and spoke the Word of God with boldness." - Acts 4:31 & read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3454

Be Friendly to Non-Christians

The Bible teaches us to not become bound to those who do not believe in Jesus, but let's not use that as an excuse to avoid them altogether. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071021.mp3{/au read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1666

Good Morning 10-21

Twenty-First Sunday After Pentecost   Ruth 1:1-19 2 Timothy 1:8-13 Luke 17:11-19 Psalm--111   This gospel is a story about brokenness. Lepers were declared unclean and were consequ read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1720

Good Morning 10-20

"One thing have I desired of the LORD, that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the LORD and to enquire in His temple." - Psalm 27:4 & read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1846

Good Morning 10-19

"Be steadfast, unmovable, always abounding in the work of the LORD, forasmuch as you know that your labor is not in vain in the LORD." - 1 Corinthians 15:58   After having reminde read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1774

Good Morning 10-18

Now be strong and work; for I am with you, saith the LORD of Hosts." - Haggai 2:4   After the Babylonian Captivity the returned Jews had laid the foundation of the new temple, but they read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1748

Good Morning 10-17

"Brothers, my heart's desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved." - Romans 10:1   What will happen to the Jewish people who believe in God but not in C read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
158548

Colored Bricks

I have no idea what this game is called but it sure is fun.  Simply make 4 bricks of the same color touch each other and you are on your way. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).pus... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1874

Good Morning - 10-16

"When you pray, enter into the closet, and when you have shut the door, pray to your Father, which is in secret and your Father, who sees in secret, shall reward you openly." - Matthew read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7149

Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to identify with his audience, he wanted to begin his talk by saying in Spanish, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." He... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2188

Good Morning 10-15

Sorry about no devotion the last couple of days. The lighting was bad Fri. night and the server was down last night. "Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3475

Why Some Good Christians Make Stupid Decisions

Sometimes God's children make bad decisions - even when they have been abundantly blessed by God.  Learn from one good king's bad decision. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm2007101 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3327

Drum Problem

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2302

Jet Bonfire

OK, here's the dilemma.  You want to light your bonfire but you've forgotten your matches and don't have a lighter.  Hmmm . . . .  what to do?  I know!  Just back your jet c read more..