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Monthly Archive

2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1310 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3624

Passing Time

My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day since we first laid eyes on each other in college -- at least, that's what we tell each other. But our children hav... read more..

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Pastor Tim
9489

Newspaper Correction

This explains those cryptic phone calls. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2907

Keyboard Switch

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room.  I reached between... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2559

Shopping Advice

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye. "Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy paj... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
1526

Prayerful, Watchful and Thankful Salt

Devoting ourselves to prayer and being watchful and thankful not only affects our attitude as we experience life in Jesus, it will also make all the difference in how we interact with and engage those... read more..

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Pastor Tim
13197

Polar Bear Adaptation

Breaking News: Global warming forces polar bears to adapt. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2943

Ticket Excuse

Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers give for speeding. Here are some of the officers' favorites. By the way, none of them worked. A man told the o... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10237

Seat Freeze

Even when he remembered to leave the seat down, Bernie still found a way to mess up. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3037

Burglary

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why is ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
20183

St. Luke's Bottle Band

I'm not sure why St. Luke's has so many empty bottles (it may be the reason behind how they dress) but I don't mind giving them the benefit of the doubt since their band - The St. Luke's Bottle Band -... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13812

Lost in the Woods

Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, "Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us." So they shot in the air three... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4031

Field Test

My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station. When my father and the s... read more..

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Pastor Tim
8657

Enough Judy

Judy got straight A's in frustrating teachers. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11542

And Then They Voted

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, "Does the sun rise in ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7427

Sign Bill Fine

Redmond was hoping to catch Bill Gates just once. ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
3259

Doubly Free

Monday morning was grey and drizzly which made grocery shopping wet and chilly.  Way back in January a kind hearted young man who really likes my daughter gave me a Starbucks gift card for my birthday... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3195

The Patch

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his doctor that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?", asked the doctor. "The patch. The ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
17738

Bird Thoughts

Warren eventually learned to keep his thoughts to himself. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3435

One Parachute

You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute.  How would you react?Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway.Optimist: you refuse... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3084

Silence of the Phones

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were relaxing in the living room after our Saturday evening repast. She was reading some woman's novel while I was following the exploits of Bert... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2637

The Day Before

Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece she’... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10344

Plane Lever

As heard at bring your child to work day: "What does this lever do?"  ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
15552

Pizza Mushroom

I ordered a mushroom pizza - not a pizza mushroom.  ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2933

Corporate Can-Do

Programmer to Team Leader:"We can't do this proposed project. **CAN NOT** It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in... read more..

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Pastor Tim
8339

Tub Bust

Stay in your vehicle sir - please!  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3133

Eye Test

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand."  He read the 20/20 line perfec... read more..

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Pastor Tim
13528

Burger Potluck

Brandon was always welcome at potlucks. ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
3707

You've Got to be Kidding!

Many of you now know the reason behind the quietness of my blog recently – my mind had been completely hijacked by the message I delivered on Sunday October 24. I’m so thankful God didn’t call me to b... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2698

Vet Visit

In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away when he had the chance.  His veterinarian's office was about a mile down the road, and Catcher would usually go there.  The office staff... read more..

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Pastor Tim
11557

Bigger Boat

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat." read more..

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