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Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 678 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
682

Escalating Annoyance

Elevator music bothers me on so many different levels.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
604

One-liner #1420

He was cured posthumously.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3090

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1482

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3403

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
734

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
726

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1526

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
587

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1622

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2945

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
793

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my β€œto-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
309

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. πŸ˜ This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
854

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
617

One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2818

Sock Concern

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
347

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
884

Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4252

Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1401

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
799

Quote #1858

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little." - Bob Goff read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
553

One-Liner #1417

Self-Annihilating Sentence Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
344

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report I am 90% over my cold or flu or whatever it was. What a doozy that was! Rev. James Snyder has enjoyed the life long dilemma of the many things in his ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
762

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
592

To Grin or Not to Grin, Is My Dilemma

Through the years, I have experienced one dilemma after another. I remember my father once told me, β€œSon, when life delivers you a dilemma, make lemonade out of it.” To which I looked at him with a b... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14889

Alternative Baptism

As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a creek. With alligators in the area, however, that was less than ideal. Then a minister friend suggested I bring m... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1604

Pancakes

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour caniste... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #1857

"God's silences are actually His answers." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
557

One-Liner #1416

Self-Annihilating Sentence At the moment, your suggestion has a permanent place.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
335

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and welcome to autumn or spring depending on the hemisphere you live in! After 7 days of being sick I finally feel human again - extremely tired human. My relatively new jou... read more..

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