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On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my “to-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. 😏 This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little." - Bob Goff read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report I am 90% over my cold or flu or whatever it was. What a doozy that was! Rev. James Snyder has enjoyed the life long dilemma of the many things in his ... read more..

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

Through the years, I have experienced one dilemma after another. I remember my father once told me, “Son, when life delivers you a dilemma, make lemonade out of it.” To which I looked at him with a b... read more..

As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a creek. With alligators in the area, however, that was less than ideal. Then a minister friend suggested I bring m... read more..

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour caniste... read more..

"God's silences are actually His answers." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence At the moment, your suggestion has a permanent place.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and welcome to autumn or spring depending on the hemisphere you live in! After 7 days of being sick I finally feel human again - extremely tired human. My relatively new jou... read more..

A joy of which I'll not partakeIs eating children's birthday cake. To "blow out" candles, in a word,Is really patently absurd: Each puff contains sufficient moistureTo propagate your av'rage oyster.... read more..

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ? At a second hand store!... read more..