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On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy came home ... read more..

Believe me, I am not a racist. At my age I can't even walk fast.... read more..

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.... read more..

  "Gossip dies when it hits a wise person's ears." - Unknown read more..

Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each d... read more..

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, sh... read more..

Normally, I'm a rather calm, cool and collected person. Actually, my creditors trying to collect things from me, mostly money, are responsible for this and I have been officially collected. If I could... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone! I don't usually broadcast when I am travelling, but now that I am back I can tell you the big news I was promising. As some of you know I have a YouTube channel about Joom... read more..

As a Superhero I would be "Typoman" ... the writer of wrongs!... read more..

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way ho... read more..

In World War II my father-in-law was stationed at the Army Air Corps base in Prestwick, Scotland. President Franklin Roosevelt was to make a visit at any time, and coded messages were used to alert t... read more..

Ambivialent? Well, yes and no.... read more..

"Before you act ... Listen. Before you react ... Think. Before you spend ... Earn. Before you criticize ... Wait. Before you quit ... Try." - E. Hemingway read more..

To paraphrase one of my favorite humorist, Will Rogers, “All I know is what I read on Facebook.” I must admit that I also get information from Facebook. I can keep up with my family and friends, know... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you h... read more..

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..

A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week." The man is dumbfounded. "Pas... read more..

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said, "NaBrO."... read more..

"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing." - Walter Brueggemann read more..

If I throw a stick, will you leave?... read more..

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone ... read more..

I made a mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud... read more..

Time goes so fast at times that I do not always remember what day it is. I get so busy trying to get my work done that I forget if it’s Monday or Friday. It is a good thing I am getting older because... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have allowed spiders to... read more..

I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.... read more..

"If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that i was made for another world." - C. S. Lewis read more..

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver. "Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your ti... read more..

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one c... read more..

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.... read more..

"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently. read more..