2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3921

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Moving Smith

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and ... read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2672

<1min

Christian Capitalism

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but could... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4530 - March 15, 2020

15 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

35

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4530 - March 15, 2020

Issue #4530 Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! You have already heard enough about that thi read more..

15 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! You have already heard enough about that thing that is going on so let's have a little break from it together. Rev. James Snyder is a man who likes his peanut butter and d... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1593

<1min

Podcast Snack

I went shopping for cherries and a microphone. Bought a bing; bought a boom.... read more..

14 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1871

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Quote #1895

"Every ransomed man owes his salvation to the fact that during the days of his sinning God kept the door of mercy open by refusing to accept any of his evil acts as final." - A. W. Tozer read more..

14 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1584

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One-liner #1457

Whisper my favorite words, "I'll buy it for you."... read more..

14 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2117

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Skip Church

I work for a radio and television station owned by a Catholic university. We were quite surprised to get a complaint about our traffic reporter being "anti-Catholic." At first we didn't have a clue a... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4051

<1min

Kids' Kitchen Terms

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. DESSERT: Th... read more..

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4274

<1min

Baptismal Witness

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4529 - March 12, 2020

12 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

44

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4529 - March 12, 2020

Issue #4529 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, isn't this an interesting time we are read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1086

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Cybersalt News - March 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful em... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1974

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Quote #1894

"I walk down memory lane because I love running into you." - unknown read more..

$Are You One of Them?$

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2272

<1min

Are You One of Them?

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1503

<1min

One-liner #1456

Meandering to a different drummer.... read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2203

<1min

Golf Attendance

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," said Deacon Brown. "Our church ... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3881

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Odd News Reports

*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50." *"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yeste read more..

08 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1061

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Cybersalt News - March 8, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! I have some exciting Cybersalt News for you! As you know Cybersalt is helping refugees and persecuted Christians through the Be a Billionaire Fundraiser and a number ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4528 - March 8, 2020

07 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

44

5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4528 - March 8, 2020

Issue #4528 Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! I have some exciting Cybersalt News for you! read more..

07 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1805

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One-liner #1455

Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1798

<1min

Instagroan

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.... read more..

07 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2171

3 min read

Self-Righteousness Committee

Apologies to all for this obnoxious illustration. If you can stick it out to the end, you will be vindicated. Praise God, everyone! Welcome to our annual membership re-commitment committee. Think of ... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8421

<1min

Roman Numerals

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year. "Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" one of them suggested. "I tho... read more..

07 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2168

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Quote #1893

No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say, "She had a really expensive couch and great shoes." Don't make life about stuff. - unknown read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4527 - March 5, 2020

05 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

45

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4527 - March 5, 2020

Issue #4527 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Ruth B. who sent in today's chicke read more..

05 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1035

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Ruth B. who sent in today's chicken picture. Apparently they're pretty friendly in Kuai, Hawaii! You may have noticed there was no mailing on Sunday. I worked ve... read more..

04 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3857

2 min read

Smuggling Stumper

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just s... read more..

04 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2072

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Clear Customer Communication

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left. When one lineman called... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3746

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Bigger Piece

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; you don't... read more..

01 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1613

4 min read

Have Nose, Will Sneeze

Many things about me could be called into question, and a lot has. I get that. However, the most attractive thing about me is my nose. I am not sure of the reason why, it looks like anybody else’s nos... read more..