Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3117

Left Letter

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
565

Quote #2007

  "Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places." - Garrison Keillor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
496

One-Liner #1570

More money is now spent amusing children than was spent on the education of their grandparents.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2001

Haunting Rhythm

Ted Lawrence awakened from a deep sleep. What was that noise? He could have sworn he just heard music coming from somewhere. But that was impossible. He was alone in the house. There it was again, c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2171

Barbers Don't Exist

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3363

Tap Away

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," se... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
830

A Shortcut Is Not Always That Short

I have always appreciated shortcuts in life. If I can find a shortcut, I will take it because time is valuable to me. I take pride in coming up with a shortcut that actually saves me time. Howeve... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
384

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone, and Happy Mother's Day to all who are able to celebrate today. Last week I mentioned that my good friend, Dr. Harold McNabb had published a book, entitled "Spirit... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
460

Quote #2006

"Motherhood is never about training your children to be good so they won’t ever fall. It’s about letting them see you fall in love every day with a good God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
497

One-Liner #1569

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, four to go, and twenty when you get back for the babysitter.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2318

Rising Example

“Since I have the shape of a yeast roll, don't you think I would make a good roll model?” - Lawrence Brotherton... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1441

Real Mothers

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and hap... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2291

Parenting Challenges

As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
387

Cybersalt News - May 6, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your patience and kind words after last Thursday's mailing was skipped due to the pain in my right foot. I'll be honest, "Arthur" really delivered ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3278

Passing Cries

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
526

Quote #2005

  "A preacher's life should be a commentary of his doctrine; his practice should be a counterpart of his sermons." - Thomas Brooks read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
525

One-Liner #1568

She suffers in silence louder than anyone I know!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2175

It's in the Mail

General Mills makes Corn Chex, Rice Chex, etc. If the Post company bought these brands, then I have a new product for them. Take some Wheat Chex, add pieces of fresh dates and a little cinnamon and s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1547

Doctor Scream

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!" I asked, "Are you sick?" "No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3065

Social Showdown

Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club. "My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied Colleen. "Of cou... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5102

Stamp Quality

When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of inter... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
737

What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?

Stress is not something new in my life or anybody else's, for that matter. The thing about stress is that you never get used to it, or at least I don't. I don't know what I would do if one week I had ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
392

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Sorry for there being no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Every now and then I have a touch of arthritis in my right foot and a really bad flare up had me stuck on the couch ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1487

Stereotypes

Following a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages. The desk clerk handed her an unsigned note, and she asked for a descript... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1989

Butting Out

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. ~Steven Pearl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2811

Order Debt

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a v... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
534

Quote #2004

  A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
492

One-Liner #1567

Vacation: What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking all along!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
815

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

Once when I wore a younger man's suit I would take anything free. I assumed it was my right to get something free. Then I had a conversation with my grandfather. If anybody knew how to squeeze a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
533

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wednesday. Some of you are a real hoot! Today's video share is... read more..