Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 608 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1830

Keep your Childish Point of View!

When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard. My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing white fluff, you can wish on. When I look at a homeless pers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6900

Cursing Parrot

Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word; those that weren't cursing were very rude. Jimm... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
370

One-Liner #1629

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
662

What Did She Just Say?

To be honest, I don't always hear what I'm supposed to hear. I do have ears, but sometimes they are not working in such a way as to benefit me. Often, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will talk... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
376

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because I was not feeling very well when it came time to put the final touches on the issue and send it out. I have been having ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
347

Quote #2065

"To stay away from Christianity because part of the Bible's teaching is offensive to you assumes that if there is a God he wouldn't have any views that upset you. Does that belief make sense?" - Timo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2870

Theories of Cat Behavior

LAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. LAW OF CAT MOTIONA cat will move in... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2210

Mathroom

"Hypotenuse: Washroom upstairs is occupied." - Paul Dickson read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1963

God, Our Father

A young boy burst into the great throne chambers of a medieval king. The boy was skipping and singing as children do. He was completely oblivious to the regal sobriety of his surroundings. Suddenly, h... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
421

One-Liner #1628

Ring your doorbell on your way to bed; this will clear the dogs off of the bed just long enough for you to get comfortable.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
339

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I woke up to a tsunami warning yesterday. That sounds far more dramatic than it actually was because even though Cybersalt World Headquarters is only ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
368

Quote #2064

"O God, when my faith gets overlade with dust, blow it clean with the wind of your Spirit. When my habits of obedience get stiff and rusty, anoint them with the oil of your Spirit. Restore the enthusi read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1920

Time to Eat

"When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1582

Arrest Mistake

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly the light turns yellow just in front of him. He does the right thing and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could hav... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3269

Road Closed

Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway workers barely took notice when a woman drove past their sign and over the hill before she stopped at the trench ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
515

One-Liner #1627

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library next Friday.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
338

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was sorry to hear that Bob Saget, the host of America's Funniest Home Videos, passed away this past week. It bought back a flood of memories from a time when the ava... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6849

Good News and Bad News for a Pastor

Good News and Bad News for a Pastor Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
356

Quote #2063

"When in doubt, look intelligent!" - Garrison Keillor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
459

One-Liner #1626

So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3441

Grandma's Meat Loaf

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the r... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2513

Treetop Service

Sign on a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1876

Deep Thoughts on Work

* Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing. * At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carry read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
501

I Just Kissed Yesterday Goodbye

Focus is an essential part of getting something done. Sometimes my focus is more on yesterday than it is today. I waste a lot of time looking backward. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often re... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1529

Encouraging Preachers, Pastoral Change

How to Get Rid of Your Preacher: - Look him straight in the eye and say 'Amen' once in a while. He'll preach himself to death within a few weeks. - Pat him on the back and brag on his good points. H... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
572

I Didn’t Do It My Way

I don’t think I’ve learned very much during my life. I just bounce from day to day and take what comes. The one thing I did learn as I look back is, for the most part, I didn’t do it my way. Remembe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
299

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you so much for all of the messages of sympathy, condolence, and encouragement after the passing of my sister, Melissa. Susan and I appreciate all of your spoken and ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3158

Blood Flow

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
362

Quote #2062

"One thing I have learned from marriage is that my wife and I excel at misunderstanding. Clearly there is only one way to understand what I just said, right? I mean, what other way could there possibl read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
523

One-Liner #1625

Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.... read more..