Monthly Archive

April 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 90 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Computer Cables
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Cables

Another completed job by Dreadlock Computer Networking Associates. read more..
Fat Giraffe
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Fat Giraffe

It was clear that Michelin's experiment with rubber trees in the Serengeti was ill advised. ... read more..
Mermetermaid
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mermetermaid

Shouldn't this ticket be written by a mermetermaid? ... read more..
Loose Fitting Clothing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Loose Fitting Clothing

April teaches many aerobic classes.  She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to just wear loose fitting clothing to the class."Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting cl... read more..
Good Lenten Morning 4-11-11
Shirley Choat
Pastor Tim
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Good Lenten Morning 4-11-11

HEARING GOD'S VOICE (Jesus said) "And I, when I am lifted up from the earth, will draw all people to Myself" (John 12:32). The crowds are confused. Jesus has told them He will be "lifted up," and th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3618 - April 11, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3618 - April 11, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's tax time again and for the convenience of our American and Canadian subscribers, we are happy to provide links to the following si read more..
Get Off Your A** and Serve
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Get Off Your A** and Serve

If you've been following Jesus for years but have still not taken responsibility to be the servant God has called you to be, stop sitting around in your wonderfulness. Listen Online: {audio}p... read more..
Watch Your Hat and Overcoat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought... read more..
Touch Wood
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Touch Wood

The song being played in this video is "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." Really, touch wood! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3616 - April 9, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3616 - April 9, 2011

Cybersalt News New on the Cybersalt site today - and perhaps just in time for you - is "Stress Test": http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/stress-test There is also a new entry in the Simply Susan read more..
Coffee Choices
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Choices

In our home we tend to get the children to help out.  One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, "Does anyone want a cup of coffee?""Yes please!" we said.He replied, "What kind of ... read more..
Stress Test
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stress Test

Below is a picture of two dolphins. Take a second, take a deep breath... If you can see both dolphins, your stress level is within the acceptable range. If you see anything other than two dolphins, y... read more..
Healthy Again!
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
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2 min read

Healthy Again!

Wow, these last few weeks have been doozies! It seems like Tim has been sick more often than not since New Years, and as much as I try to keep my distance and my health, twice now I’ve gotten at leas... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3615 - April 8, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3615 - April 8, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News The Cybersalt Site was down for a number of hours yesterday due to work on fiber optic cables nearby Cybersalt World Headquarters. So i read more..
Solid to Gas
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Solid to Gas

Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation - the act of going from a gas to a sol... read more..
Improved Voting Device
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Improved Voting Device

Some states are getting desperate to make voting easier. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3614 - April 7, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3614 - April 7, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! "Temleh" is "helmet" spelled backwards. Here is one worn backwards: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/scooter-helmet Enjoy the rest of today's digest. read more..
Scooter Helmet
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Scooter Helmet

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..
Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3613 - April 6, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3613 - April 6, 2011

Cybersalt News I'm not saying that men don't do housework, but if they did it would look like this. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/if-men-did-housework Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Her read more..
If Men Did Housework
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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If Men Did Housework

If men did housework. ... read more..
The Law of Parenthood
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Law of Parenthood

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3612 - April 5, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3612 - April 5, 2011

Cybersalt News I don't know if this was my eldest daughter's first coffee, but it sure looks like it! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/first-cup-of-coffee Enjoy the rest of today's digest. He read more..
First Cup of Coffee
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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First Cup of Coffee

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..
Makeup Routine
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Makeup Routine

Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting on her makeup to go to work.But this certain morning when Mom turned to leave the bathroom, the little girl loud... read more..
Money Can Be Good For You
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Money Can Be Good For You

The money you make can be good or bad for you.  Which it is depends on your walk with Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110403.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110403... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3611 - April 2, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3611 - April 2, 2011

Cybersalt News If you've got a parade, someone will rain on it. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/no-ball-games Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "New Friend Sinc read more..
New Friend Sincerity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Friend Sincerity

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide ha... read more..
No Ball Games
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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No Ball Games

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade.   ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3610 - April 1, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3610 - April 1, 2011

Cybersalt News There is a new Your Turn to Be Funny on the Cybersalt Site today. Have a look and submit your funny caption. You can even vote on captions already submitted. http://www.cybersalt.org read more..
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