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Monthly Archive

April 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
579

Alive vs Living

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the difference between being alive and living a fulfilled life is believing in and follow Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170430-jarek- read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1275

Quote #1633

"My memory is nearly gone, but I remember two things: that I am a great sinner, and that Christ is a great Savior." - John Newton, 1807 read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
855

One-liner #1186

I don't mean to brag, but ... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
539

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! While preparing last Sunday's mailing, there was once again an error between my keyboard and my seat. The result was that last Thursday's news was repeated and Sunday's Cy read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6936

The Meaning of Life

***Warning - this one is a real groaner!*** It was back in the old days and my friend was into this new age wisdom and spirituality and stuff. Well, one day he heard of this special guru who knew the read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
41522

Croc Tan

It's no croc to say that this is a weird tan. We've pretty much all had at least one bad or strange experience with a weird tan line. But this picture shows perhaps one of the oddest ones around. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3132

The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime trampoline show. 8. With your buddies, spell out your child's name on your chests. 7. Mimic the conductor. 6. Sta read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2106

Spanish King Pun

A Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution. One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?" "Let's find... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
788

Identification

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hesi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1888

Quote #1632

Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe. - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
956

One-liner #1185

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
612

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has a black eye, which gives rise to this 5th devotional with the word "quandary" in the title, lo... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
535

Dessert at Home

Jesus' followers can say no to the immediate gratification of this world knowing that something better is waiting at home in Heaven. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170423.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1317

Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order

Quandaries come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors. As someone who is somewhat of a connoisseur in this area, I can readily attest to this. However, many do not realize quandaries come in two ca... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1389

Quote #1631

Individuality: "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same!" - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1028

One-liner #1184

"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2850

Clean Cup

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1507

Culture

A young man, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave. The young man walked up to the Chinese man and asked, "When do you expect your f... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2545

Hip Hop Culture

"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
594

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt site reminds us that you can still love the car you've got even if don't have the car you'd love.  You'll find "Love Your R read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
3347

Quote #1630

"Jesus Christ knows the worst about you. Nonetheless, He is the One who loves you most." - A. W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
909

One-liner #1183

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
2208

Love Your Ride

You may not be able to have the ride you'd love,but you can still love the ride you've got. ... read more..

Blogs
Rev. James L. Snyder
1164

Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally

At times, it seems as if there is absolutely no justice in this world, and then something wonderful happens making up for almost everything. This past week I was fortunate enough to experience one of ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2734

Hat Blessing

A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down the street, but he is an old man and can't walk fast enough to catch the hat. Acr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3021

Wacky Warnings

Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a public t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4202

Flower Pun

A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog." Steve... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1631

Umbrella

An old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months. As all stood filled with faith, he told the congregation they would gather that ... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
698

Resurrection Allegiance

The truth of the resurrection of Jesus captures the allegiance of of His followers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170416.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3442

Blah Blah Blah

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's... read more..

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