Monthly Archive

August 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 77 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4381 - August 19, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4381 - August 19, 2018

  Issue #4381                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wo read more..
Cybersalt News - August 19, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
768
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 19, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..
If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2341
4 min read

If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck

I am not the kind of person that dabbles in luck. [Knock on wood.] When something looks like a good gamble to me, I run from it as fast as I can. If it looks too good to be true, believe me, it probab... read more..
Life Change
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Life Change

Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine," said the pleased mother... read more..
Reap What You Sow
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15179
<1min

Reap What You Sow

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neig... read more..
Quote #1751
Quotes
Susan Davis
1878
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Quote #1751

"For what is idolatry if not this: to worship the gifts in place of the Giver Himself?" - John Calvin read more..
Coal Keeper
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2082
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Coal Keeper

"I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed. read more..
One-liner #1310
One-liners
Susan Davis
2001
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One-liner #1310

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 16, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1174
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Cybersalt News - August 16, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope something wonderful hatches for you today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Don't Look Back
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2027
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Don't Look Back

"My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly. read more..
Golfing Help
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Golfing Help

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack read more..
Deputy Goober
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Deputy Goober

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober   The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Go... read more..
Secrets
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Secrets

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand in hand. I wasn't surprised when a friend of my daughter showed me a Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don't tell my parents," she begged. "I ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4380 - August 15, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4380 - August 15, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope something wonderful hatches for you today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Deputy Goober If you are wonderi read more..
Quote #1750
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1750

"Holding a grudge against someone means you think you know what they deserve and you take it upon yourself to give it to them." - Tim Keller read more..
One-liner #1309
One-liners
Susan Davis
2042
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One-liner #1309

Always try to be modest ... and be proud of it!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4379 - August 12, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4379 - August 12, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder might not be as quick at spotting a Nigerian email scam as his wife is - maybe. You can read, "Hallelujah, It IS a Scam" at:www.cybersalt. read more..
Cybersalt News - August 12, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 12, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..
Hallelujah, It IS a Scam
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2161
4 min read

Hallelujah, It IS a Scam

I know I am not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, or the brightest bulb on the porch, and a few bricks shy of a load. However, my philosophy is simple, if you know what you are not, then you can soon... read more..
Anger by the Numbers
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2059
<1min

Anger by the Numbers

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I am LIVID!... read more..
Quote #1749
Quotes
Susan Davis
1904
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Quote #1749

"Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much." - Blaise Pascal read more..
Martha's Way vs. My Way #2
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up" My way: If you over salt a dish whil... read more..
Who Is This?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2882
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Who Is This?

In chemistry, He turned water into wine.In biology, He was born without the normal conception.In physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.In economics, He disapproved th... read more..
One-liner #1308
One-liners
Susan Davis
2233
<1min

One-liner #1308

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4378 - August 9, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4378 - August 9, 2018

  Issue #4378                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ P read more..
Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Produce Profit
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Produce Profit

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers who wanted to invest $100 they won in the lotte... read more..
Quote #1748
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1748

"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine any brighter." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
Synonym Challenge
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1901
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Synonym Challenge

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.... read more..
One-liner #1307
One-liners
Susan Davis
1985
<1min

One-liner #1307

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.... read more..
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