Monthly Archive

September 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 66 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Silent Point
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2884
<1min

Silent Point

Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.... read more..
Death, Going Home
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2742
<1min

Death, Going Home

My friend was a Software Engineer for a major defense company. Well, he left to work at Paradigm Games and like many people there, let his hair and beard grow. He told me the other day that his gran... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4763 - September 15, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4763 - September 15, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I received an email from our denomination's head office letting me know I am no longer licensed to per... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 15, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I received an email from our denomination's head office letting me know I am no longer licensed to perform weddings. I knew this was coming because it's their pol... read more..
Elevated Train
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3566
<1min

Elevated Train

A man has to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decides to bring his wife. When they arrive at their hotel and are shown to their room, the man says, "You rest here while... read more..
Quote #2120
Quotes
Susan Davis
1200
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Quote #2120

"Perhaps we make too much of what is wrong and too little of what is right. The trouble with gloom is that it feeds upon itself and depression causes more depression." - Queen Elizabeth II read more..
Breakfast Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3868
<1min

Breakfast Call

When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the basement. Then I realized how convenient it was to get him to the breakfast table. Before, I used to stand at the bot... read more..
Next Stop, Insanity!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3720
<1min

Next Stop, Insanity!

Locomotive: A crazy reason for doing something.... read more..
Outlook
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2353
<1min

Outlook

Two actors who haven't seen each other in several weeks run into each other on the street. 1st actor: Haven't seen you in a while. How's everything going? 2nd actor: Pretty good. Two weeks ago I got... read more..
One-liner #1683
One-liners
Susan Davis
1104
<1min

One-liner #1683

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4762 - September 11, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4762 - September 11, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. The local speedway I raced at as the "Pastor of Disaster" is closing in a week. Last night was the last night f... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 11, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1037
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. The local speedway I raced at as the "Pastor of Disaster" is closing in a week. Last night was the last night for the class of racing I enjoyed driving the most - demo tru... read more..
Crossing Chicken
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5239
3 min read

Crossing Chicken

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MA... read more..
Chicken Crossing
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Chicken Crossing

Why does the chicken cross the road cartoon illustrating a bible message... read more..
Quote #2119
Quotes
Susan Davis
1138
<1min

Quote #2119

"We must meet the uncertainties of this world with the certainty of the world to come." - A. W. Tozer read more..
Legal Fashion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5289
<1min

Legal Fashion

Clothes don't necessarily make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.... read more..
One-liner #1682
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1682

My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the heck is really going on down there? Who is the real hero? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
Offerings, Giving, Tithing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6809
<1min

Offerings, Giving, Tithing

Patsy, 3, was at church with her parents. Her family had already given, but when the collection basket got close Patsy insisted that her mother give her some money to put in. Her mother tried to expl... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4761 - September 8, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4761 - September 8, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There was a lot of pressure around Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday. It had me experiencing a lot of ups a... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 8, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
989
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 8, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was a lot of pressure around Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday. It had me experiencing a lot of ups and downs. With summer fading, Grandma Cybersalt and I finall... read more..
Parking Lot Delivery
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3761
<1min

Parking Lot Delivery

A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! P... read more..
Quote #2118
Quotes
Susan Davis
1211
<1min

Quote #2118

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?" - Erma Bombeck read more..
One-Liner #1681
One-liners
Susan Davis
1238
<1min

One-Liner #1681

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?... read more..
Data Teach 'Em!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2800
<1min

Data Teach 'Em!

Where are delinquent disk drives sent? Boot camp!... read more..
Get Along Better
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2690
<1min

Get Along Better

Proven ways to get along better with EVERYONE: 1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things: - Is it true? - Is it kind? - Is it necessary? 2. Make promises sparingly and keep them... read more..
Look Like Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7483
<1min

Look Like Mom

A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up. "I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced. "Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4760 - September 4, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4760 - September 4, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 4, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
998
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Cybersalt News - September 4, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which is suffering the effects of recent disastrous flooding, so ... read more..
Grace and Joy (John 1:1,12)
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
3806
3 min read

Grace and Joy (John 1:1,12)

This Gospel describes Christ's deity and John's testimony to the fact that He is the Son of God. He uses the label Logos (word) for Christ because the concept of the title symbolizes God's revelation ... read more..
Quote #2117
Quotes
Susan Davis
1142
<1min

Quote #2117

"We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself." - Oswald Chambers read more..
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