Monthly Archive

October 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4681 - October 17, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4681 - October 17, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. The rains have returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters as we enter into the season of our late fall and early w... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 17, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 17, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. The rains have returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters as we enter into the season of our late fall and early winter storms that roll in off of the Pacific Ocean. This wee... read more..
One-Liner #1604
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1604

I got pulled over in the HOV lane for driving alone. I said that due to social distancing, my passenger was in the car behind me!... read more..
Jail Break
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Jail Break

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending!"... read more..
Communicating the Gospel - Keep it Simple
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Communicating the Gospel - Keep it Simple

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your con... read more..
Quote #2041
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2041

"Humility is a strange flower; it grows best in winter weather, and under storms of affliction." - Samuel Rutherford read more..
Fly Swatter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fly Swatter

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males ... read more..
Pickup Comeback
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pickup Comeback

Aboard the USS TARAWA for six months, my brother Don posted a picture of his beloved truck in his locker. Since his fellow Marines had pictures of their girlfriends posted, they often ridiculed him f... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4680 - October 14, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4680 - October 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersaltine J.J. Westberg is this week's winner of the "Spot Pastor Tim's Grammar Mistake" contest. Last week, ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 14, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 14, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersaltine J.J. Westberg is this week's winner of the "Spot Pastor Tim's Grammar Mistake" contest. Last week, I said I was "to" lazy for heating our home with wood, when ... read more..
Quote #2040
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2040

"Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap." - Albert Einstein read more..
One-Liner #1603
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1603

Went shopping while hungry; now I'm the proud owner of aisle 6.... read more..
Next Stop, Lingerie
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Next Stop, Lingerie

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!... read more..
Learning Curve
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Learning Curve

This insurance company's contract with a government agency had just expired, and a technician fielded the call from an agency bureaucrat reminding him that he needed to destroy the agency-provided sof... read more..
Scale Pondering
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Scale Pondering

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied. "W... read more..
One-Liner #1602
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1602

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4679 - October 10, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4679 - October 10, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving, or as we call it up here in Canada, "Thanksgiving." Grandma Cybersalt hav... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 10, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 10, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving, or as we call it up here in Canada, "Thanksgiving." Grandma Cybersalt have just returned, late at night, after a wonderful visit with... read more..
Real Thanksgiving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Real Thanksgiving

Thank You, GOD for everything I've experienced here on earth.Thank You for protecting me from the moment of my birth. And Thank You for the beauty around me everywhere,The gentle rain and glistening ... read more..
Thanksgiving Blessing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Thanksgiving Blessing

May your stuffing be tasty, May your holiday turkey be plump, May your potatoes ‘n gravy Have nary a lump, May your yams be delicious May your pie take the prize May your Holiday Dinner Stay off you... read more..
Doubtful Result
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Doubtful Result

Pessimists are born, not made; their blood type is B Negative.... read more..
Quote #2039
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2039

“Men and women who turn their lives over to God will discover that He can make a lot more out of their lives than they can. He can deepen their joys, expand their vision, quicken their minds, strength... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4678 - October 7, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4678 - October 7, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It's fireplace season again at Cybersalt World Headquarters. The weather has changed to the point where coming a... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 7, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 7, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's fireplace season again at Cybersalt World Headquarters. The weather has changed to the point where coming and going from the house let's enough cold air in to trip the... read more..
Top Ten Things only Women Understand
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Things only Women Understand

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10.  Cats' facial expressions. 9.  The need for the same style of shoes in different colours. 8.  Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. ... read more..
Quote #2038
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2038

"Trust in God, but don't dance in a small boat." - Irish saying read more..
18 Things We Can Learn from a Dog
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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18 Things We Can Learn from a Dog

1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. 2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. 3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. 4. read more..
One-Liner #1601
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1601

Do we even need Halloween anymore - I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for 18 months...... read more..
Norma Findlay in Room 302
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Norma Findlay in Room 302

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. W... read more..
Birth Budget
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Birth Budget

I was born free - my Dad's an Obstetrician.... read more..
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