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A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.  He asked the driver for her name.  She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Repu... read more..

Next time just splurge on a babysitter. ... read more..

Somebody was thinking when they came up with the idea for this shirt that will display the 4th Ammendment on airport X Ray body scanners. Somebody at Google is probably already thinking of how to tur... read more..

It was October of 2009 that Tim & I made the first positive changes to our finances. We had lived with ever increasing consumer debt for about 10 years. After 8.5 months of enjoying the blessing... read more..

The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" email and how to acc... read more..

Gotta dance when you've gotta dance! ... read more..

My wife would be scared too! ... read more..

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how t... read more..

Christmas gives us hope that we haven't messed up so bad that God is through with us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20101128.mp3{/audio}... read more..

I'm the King of the camel! ... read more..

A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to open the garage door by herself.  Being the macho man that I am, I've decided to install an automatic door for her... read more..

Readers of the Washington Post were asked to compose a very unwise line for a college application: "When I told my friends I was applying to LeHigh, they were like, no way, and I was like, yes way. An... read more..

As seen at Sunset Lodge's anti-gang conflict resolution program. ... read more..

Savannah is a 5 year old girl talking to the 911 operator after her father is unable to speak for himself. All ends well and this little girl is hilariously cute in the process.   ... read more..

If you find one you win the centerpiece! ... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago t... read more..

Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing,... read more..

1 turkey eaten - 4 turkeys created. read more..

As usual, watch out for the cat. ... read more..

And then night fell . . . ... read more..

Turkey? I haven't seen a turkey. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. ... read more..

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me,... read more..

This just in:  12,000 sick with food poisoning! ... read more..

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks.  He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks are provided only on request."  "But," the man cou... read more..

Don't wait until you feel you belong in a church before you serve in its ministries.  Serve with others and the fellowship of service will help you feel like you belong. Listen Online: {... read more..

The story of Jonah told by Mary Margaret. ... read more..

How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse USA Today:WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS Microsoft Systems Journal:APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Sports Illustrated:GAME OVER W... read more..

Viewers didn't get to see the bridge implosion but at least they got to see the news anchors implode!   ... read more..

This is one of my all time favorite and funny commercials. I was sharing it with someone today and later realized I've never featured it on the site. Enjoy!   ... read more..

One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some q... read more..