Monthly Archive

2017

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One-liner #1228
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1228

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a coffee shop... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.... read more..
Winning Liar
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Winning Liar

It takes a really tall tale to win the annual Burlington, Wis., Liars Club Contest. So tip your hat to Gordon Zwicky, because he's a worthy champion.  In 2000, he beat out 299 other competitors ... read more..
Quote #1673
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1673

"Waiting is good. It means you're not going to die. The person you need to feel sorry for is the one who gets rushed into the ER and treated first." - Don Lundy, paramedic read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4294 - September 28, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4294 - September 28, 2017

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Cybersalt News - September 28, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Rhea N., who sent this great picture of an everyday event at her son's house: A Great Dane Picnic. Thankfully, it's a picture of gr read more..
A Guy In School
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3573
4 min read

A Guy In School

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Wh... read more..
Foreign Encounter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4191
<1min

Foreign Encounter

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up... read more..
One-liner #1227
One-liners
Susan Davis
2254
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One-liner #1227

My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance; it's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 24, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. A late night trip to pickup Grandma Cybersalt from the airport squeezed out the prep time to get it together. My sermon ... read more..
The Joy of Trials that Harden
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1675
<1min

The Joy of Trials that Harden

Our hearts can be full of joy in the midst of trials when we remember the promised end result and also the promise of wisdom to find that end. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170924.mp3{/audio read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4293 - September 24, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4293 - September 24, 2017

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Quote #1672
Quotes
Susan Davis
2070
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Quote #1672

"Be who you needed when you were younger." - Unknown read more..
Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2424
4 min read

Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be

“Well,” the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sighed rather deeply, “now that the hurricane is over I guess we can all get back to normal.” When she said “normal,” she looked at me and gave me one of... read more..
Patient Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4011
<1min

Patient Pun

The psychiatrist's receptionist went to her boss and said, "Doctor, there's a man in the office who thinks he's invisible." The psychiatrist replied, "Tell him I can't see him."... read more..
The Devil's Beatitudes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4490
1 min read

The Devil's Beatitudes

If the devil were to write his beatitudes, they would probably go something like this: 1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow ... read more..
Fire Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4558
<1min

Fire Test

Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him. The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your clothe... read more..
One-liner #1226
One-liners
Susan Davis
2123
<1min

One-liner #1226

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No" ... who are we kidding? Nana never says "No!"... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1496
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! My sermon from last Sunday is now on the Westside Bible Church website. God is not bothered by small things and so neither should we be. You can hear more about that by lis... read more..
Powerful Feeding
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1674
<1min

Powerful Feeding

When God is working powerfully around you, watch out for these three dangers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170917.mp3{/audio} read more..
Those Annoying Sounds of Silence
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2396
4 min read

Those Annoying Sounds of Silence

It was in the 60s when Simon and Garfunkel recorded their famous song, “The Sounds of Silence.” I must confess that I do enjoy what I know of as “The Sounds of Silence.” Nothing is more relaxing than... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4292 - September 17, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4292 - September 17, 2017

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The Importance of Proofing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4872
2 min read

The Importance of Proofing

~ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our Easy Sky Diving book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" shoul... read more..
If
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2650
<1min

If

In ancient Sparta, citizens were noted for economy of speech. Legend has it that Philip of Macedonia, storming the gates of Sparta, sent a message to the besieged king..."If we capture your city we w... read more..
One-liner #1225
One-liners
Susan Davis
2047
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One-liner #1225

Saw some goober at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.... read more..
Quote #1671
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1671

"This is the meaning of true love, to give until it hurts." - Mother Teresa read more..
Taking It With You
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4161
<1min

Taking It With You

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. "I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to d... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4291 - September 14, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4291 - September 14, 2017

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Cybersalt News - September 14, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1649
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to John B., who sent this great picture of chickens being evacuated ahead of Hurricane Irma. I personally would have used bacon instea read more..
Quote #1670
Quotes
Susan Davis
2181
<1min

Quote #1670

"Discontent results from lack of perfect confidence in God." - G. Campbell Morgan read more..
Star Wars
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3575
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Star Wars

One day, Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were at a very fancy dinner party they had hosted. They were seated in full view of the rest of the people in attendance, and Luke, his table manners somewha... read more..
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