Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Roof Chicken
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3502
<1min

Roof Chicken

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver plac... read more..
My Cup Runneth Over
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4300
3 min read

My Cup Runneth Over

There are many out there who have a 'plate full'; in other words, they have more than their share of the bad things of life.   Those families of South East Asia who were hit by the tsunami s... read more..
Died In The Service
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5795
<1min

Died In The Service

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.  The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so th... read more..
Clothing Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3613
<1min

Clothing Return

While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning items that obviously had been worn. One rainy morning I walked in and found a discolored blazer hanging on the rac... read more..
Overtime
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
7074
3 min read

Overtime

"All of us must quickly carry out the tasks assigned us?because there is little time left before the night falls and all work comes to an end." - John 9:4 (NLT)Basketball has been a large pa read more..
Isn't Aging Fun?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5055
2 min read

Isn't Aging Fun?

Do you realize that the only time in our liveswhen we like to get old is when we're kids?If you're less than 10 years old,you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.How old are you?....... read more..
ER Reminder
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3471
<1min

ER Reminder

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "F... read more..
Let's Give Jane Fonda A Break
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
7785
10 min read

Let's Give Jane Fonda A Break

In order to understand what I have to say about Jane Fonda, I must first present to you what is circulating around on the net about her.  I have it here to set up my comments, not to pass it alon... read more..
Quotable Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5512
2 min read

Quotable Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. --Shirley TempleIf all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, ... read more..
E-Mail Blessing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3791
<1min

E-Mail Blessing

E-Mail BlessingPeace be unto you, your computer and the e-mail you receive this day.May the mail you receive not require you to multiply it tenfold or Return it within a limited time frame.May the mai... read more..
The Art Of Balancing The Parsonage Checkbook
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4731
5 min read

The Art Of Balancing The Parsonage Checkbook

A chance remark by the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage threw Yours Truly into a dismal panic this past week. Believe me, there is nothing pretty about panic in the parsonage. This idle comment turn... read more..
Amazing Anagrams
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6462
<1min

Amazing Anagrams

Not strictly humor, but truly amazing....Dormitory = Dirty RoomThe Morse Code = Here Come DotsSlot Machines = Cash Lost in 'emAnimosity = Is No AmitySnooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z'sAlec Guinness = Ge... read more..
Innocent Question
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3585
<1min

Innocent Question

A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury had found the defendant not guilty.Astonished, he asked the jury foreman, "How could you possibly have found this man innocent?"The foreman re... read more..
The Baptismal Vows of Jesus
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4619
7 min read

The Baptismal Vows of Jesus

When  I graduated from the Baptist Leadership Training School in Calgary, 1967, before University and theological college,  the school yearbook had some caption about us under our photograph... read more..
Zack and His Mule
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8228
<1min

Zack and His Mule

Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends drove up and offered him a ride to town.  Zack got into the truck while his mule ran along behind.  The mule was right... read more..
Cool In The Desert
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4529
<1min

Cool In The Desert

Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella.The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, i... read more..
The Vet and The Doc
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5477
<1min

The Vet and The Doc

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.  The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "H... read more..
We Have Been Warned
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4759
3 min read

We Have Been Warned

When I first heard the news about the Tsunami my heart started beating a little faster and my mind immediately started listing the people we know in that area of the world. The list isn't long, but it... read more..
Tsunami Sermon Feedback
Appreciation Notes
Pastor Tim
9213
4 min read

Tsunami Sermon Feedback

Dear Pastor Tim, I have been on your clean laugh list for what must be over a year now.  It remains a blessing to me to open a clean and cheerful email from you every morning.  Your site is truly sal... read more..
Newcomer Court
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3404
<1min

Newcomer Court

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only spe read more..
Sometimes the Simple Things Touch Us
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4798
3 min read

Sometimes the Simple Things Touch Us

We woke up to a picturesque Alberta winter scene last Sunday - big flakes of snow had piled themselves up against our windows and doors and they were still coming down when we piled ourselves into the... read more..
Range Cancelled
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3366
<1min

Range Cancelled

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.One soldier mused, "Does it bothe... read more..
Vacation Report
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3277
<1min

Vacation Report

Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break."We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Penns... read more..
Read The Report!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5015
6 min read

Read The Report!

Reports, reports, reports--do you ever get weary of reports? We do welcome the good ones-- a clean bill of health, a child's great report card, an income tax refund. We cringe at the bad ones--a scary... read more..
No Chat Excuse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3461
<1min

No Chat Excuse

After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in her favorite chat room and would type for hours.One night, I had a high fever and swollen larynx and felt too... read more..
Tsunami Souls
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2783
<1min

Tsunami Souls

The magnitude of the death of 300,000 in the devastating tsunami that struck Indonesia and other parts of the world on December 26, 2004 is another reminder for great reflection and concern for the et... read more..
Why Does God Allow Suffering?
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5989
3 min read

Why Does God Allow Suffering?

A philosopher from Paris once commented, "God is dead. Marx is dead. And I don't feel so good myself." His attitude illustrates the pessimism rampant in our culture today.If there really is a God, peo... read more..
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