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Do you like watermelons? Here's why you don't anymore.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7616

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Here is today\'s CleanLaugh - "Connecting Chaos"

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got.

Over the intercom, a harried flight attendant announced, "Those of you continuing on to L.A. wait outside next to the boarding ramp and we will have a shuttle run you over."

Today\'s CleanPun - "Animal Characteristics"

Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits.

The group agreed that the dog was probably the most loyal animal and the mule was undoubtedly the most stubborn.

Farmer Jones piped in, "You know, I believe probably the friendliest animal in all God's creation is the goose."

The others wanted to know how he arrived at such a conclusion.

"Well," explained Farmer Jones, "I was out standing in my corn the other day, and a whole flock of 'em came by overhead. And, do you know, every single one of 'em honked and waved!"

Today's One Liner

“Why do the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?”

Today's CleanQuote

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."
~ E.B. White

Today's Illustration - "Wedding Engagement"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, he turned to me and asked,

"Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone!

Not much is happening Cybersalt-wise today, so it's a good time for a sing-along. I hope you will join in.

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Here is today\'s CleanLaugh - "Earworms"

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Happy," "Macarena," "Gilligan's Island" theme, and "Y.M.C.A."

For those who didn't catch that, I repeat: the songs most likely to stay with you the longest are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Happy," "Macarena," "Gilligan's Island" theme, and "Y.M.C.A."

Once again, those songs are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Happy," "Macarena," "Gilligan's Island" theme, and "Y.M.C.A."

It's not known why songs like "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Happy," "Macarena," "Gilligan's Island" theme, and "Y.M.C.A." stick with people but it isn't unusual for songs like "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Happy," "Macarena," "Gilligan's Island" theme, and "Y.M.C.A." to do just that.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.

Cybersalt News

If it's a lovely day where you are, it might be a good day to wash your car! Even if it isn't, the next time you go to wash your car remember that there is more than one way to do so.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7612-car-wash-alternative

Now, a word about yesterday's FunBlog item (http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/7611). Many of you were able to view the video but at some point during the day it became unavailable due to a copyright claim. Just to clarify, I did not upload the video to YouTube as many people did. In featuring (actually embedding) the video on the Cybersalt site I chose the video with over 9 million hits, figuring it was an original by the owner. It turns out, however, that the news organization that did own it had not put it on YouTube - so they had it pulled. Sorry for the confusion all of this may have caused.

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Here is today\'s CleanLaugh - "Dog Report"

Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her desk and scolded him.

"This report on 'My Dog' is exactly, word for word, the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?"

He replies, "No Ma'am. It's about the same dog."

Today\'s CleanPun - " "

“My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.”

Today's One Liner

“If necessity is the mother of invention, I bet MacGyver is the father.”

Today's CleanQuote

“If you can’t stand the heat, better make plans to avoid it.”

Today's Illustration - "Childlike Observations"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance.

The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change. As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.