Does your train of thought have a caboose?
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
"Male reindeer lose their antlers in winter and females don't, so Santa's sleigh is actually pulled by a team of women . . . of course it is."
Happiness is a competitive advantage.
Instead of presents this year I'm giving everyone my opinion: get ready!
Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.
I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Advice
It's about time we returned to the status quo.
I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands
Be brief, no matter how long it takes!
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description
He's deliberately unconscious.
Only variables remain constant.
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes
Activity is a waste of time!
Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World
Transience is here to stay.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands
We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...
Self-Annihilating Sentences
A good system can transform complexity into chaos!