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One-liners

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

One-Liner #1425

man6Self-Annihilating Sentences

A good system can transform complexity into chaos!

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One-Liner #1424

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.

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One-Liner #1423

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!

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One-Liner #1422

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.

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One-Liner #1421

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

Like everybody else, I'm different.

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One-liner #1420

woman shockedHe was cured posthumously.

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One-Liner #1419

man deskSelf-Annihilating Sentence

I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.

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One-Liner #1418

man deskThe main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.

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One-Liner #1417

man deskSelf-Annihilating Sentence

Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.

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One-Liner #1416

man deskSelf-Annihilating Sentence

At the moment, your suggestion has a permanent place.

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One-Liner #1415

woman3Self-Annihilating Sentence

Right or wrong, it's a message!

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One-Liner #1414

book mysterySelf-Annihilating Sentence

This book fills a much-needed gap.

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One-Liner #1413

woman angrySelf-Annihilating Sentence

How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?

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One-Liner #1412

man7Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!

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One-Liner #1411

man old1Self-Annihilating Description

He's a typical man of distinction.

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