Self-Annihilating Descriptions
Words are incapable of describing what I am about to tell you.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Self-Annihilating Descriptions
We're home at the usual time, for a change!
Self-Annihilating Descriptions
No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
Self-Annihilating Description
It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.
I will now predict an unanticipated result.
Thinking is the last thing on my mind!
She's genuinely bogus!
My identity lies in NOT knowing who I am.
Self-Annihilating Sentences
I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.
Competition for the apathy prize is keen!
I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.
As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.
It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.
Every once in a while, it never stops raining.
He's a specialist in everything.