Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy!
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.
If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
Self-Annihilating Sentence
You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!
The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!
Self-Annihilating Sentences
If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
Health foods make me sick.
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice
If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
Self-Annihilating Sentence
Nickels are a dime a dozen!
"I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!"
- Richard Nixon
I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions.
- Walter McLauren
Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!