Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4954
4 min read

My Yearly Correspondence With Good Old Uncle Sam

April 15th is the time of the year when American citizens can communicate with their government. I cannot testify for anyone else, but I look forward to this marvelous opportunity, and I am careful read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4512
2 min read

Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

1.  After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.  As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Computer Fan

Mom! Dad's been working on the computer again! ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3619 - April 12, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News There are three more pages updated to the Cybersalt site today. You'll find them at: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/computer- read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2773
2 min read

Good Lenten Morning 4-12-11

Jesus did not wash His disciples' feet just to get them to be nice to each other. His far greater goal was to extend His mission on earth after He was gone. These men were to move into the world servi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4393
<1min

Laboratory Cells

My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So that she won't forget, she writes "feed cells" on her calendar. One day she noticed that someone had scribbled ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Computer Cables

Another completed job by Dreadlock Computer Networking Associates. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
37094
<1min

Fat Giraffe

It was clear that Michelin's experiment with rubber trees in the Serengeti was ill advised. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mermetermaid

Shouldn't this ticket be written by a mermetermaid? ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4307
<1min

Loose Fitting Clothing

April teaches many aerobic classes.  She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to just wear loose fitting clothing to the class."Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting cl... read more..

Shirley Choat
Pastor Tim
2295
2 min read

Good Lenten Morning 4-11-11

HEARING GOD'S VOICE (Jesus said) "And I, when I am lifted up from the earth, will draw all people to Myself" (John 12:32). The crowds are confused. Jesus has told them He will be "lifted up," and th... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3618 - April 11, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's tax time again and for the convenience of our American and Canadian subscribers, we are happy to provide links to the following si read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Get Off Your A** and Serve

If you've been following Jesus for years but have still not taken responsibility to be the servant God has called you to be, stop sitting around in your wonderfulness. Listen Online: {audio}p... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4253
<1min

Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9812
<1min

Touch Wood

The song being played in this video is "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." Really, touch wood! ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3616 - April 9, 2011

Cybersalt News New on the Cybersalt site today - and perhaps just in time for you - is "Stress Test": http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/stress-test There is also a new entry in the Simply Susan read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4117
<1min

Coffee Choices

In our home we tend to get the children to help out.  One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, "Does anyone want a cup of coffee?""Yes please!" we said.He replied, "What kind of ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Stress Test

Below is a picture of two dolphins. Take a second, take a deep breath... If you can see both dolphins, your stress level is within the acceptable range. If you see anything other than two dolphins, y... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
7948
2 min read

Healthy Again!

Wow, these last few weeks have been doozies! It seems like Tim has been sick more often than not since New Years, and as much as I try to keep my distance and my health, twice now I’ve gotten at leas... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3615 - April 8, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News The Cybersalt Site was down for a number of hours yesterday due to work on fiber optic cables nearby Cybersalt World Headquarters. So i read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Solid to Gas

Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation - the act of going from a gas to a sol... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Improved Voting Device

Some states are getting desperate to make voting easier. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3614 - April 7, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! "Temleh" is "helmet" spelled backwards. Here is one worn backwards: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/scooter-helmet Enjoy the rest of today's digest. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Scooter Helmet

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3613 - April 6, 2011

Cybersalt News I'm not saying that men don't do housework, but if they did it would look like this. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/if-men-did-housework Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Her read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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If Men Did Housework

If men did housework. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Law of Parenthood

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3612 - April 5, 2011

Cybersalt News I don't know if this was my eldest daughter's first coffee, but it sure looks like it! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/first-cup-of-coffee Enjoy the rest of today's digest. He read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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First Cup of Coffee

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..