Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23136 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 02-08

"Then Jesus said, "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?" - John 11:40   After four days of mourning had passed Jesus came to Bethany. He is read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4065
5 min read

Sometimes Life Is Like A Jelly-Filled Donut

If it were not for certain rituals in life, life would be a rather drab business. I know some celebrate a ritual because they have celebrated it before and are just going through the motions. J read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7647
<1min

Spin the Bottle

"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime.By the time I was 14, I owne read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Morning 02-07

"I am Jesus whom you are persecuting, now get up and go into the city, and you will be told what you must do." - Acts 9:5,6   Accepting Jesus as our Savior implies submitting to Hi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3711
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Psychology Course

During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at the university."Oh, great," I said. "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family.""No, no," he replied. "I... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3357
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Personal Helicopter

This personal helicopter is pretty cool - unless (I am guessing) this guy lives next door to you. I personally am opposed to the general population having their own flying machines because look at t read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2339
2 min read

Good Morning 02-06

Ash Wednesday   Old Testament Lesson: Joel 2:1-2, 12-17 Epistle: 2 Cor. 5:20-6:10 Gospel: Matthew 6:1-6, 16-21 Psalm: 51:1-18        Ash Wednesday is the f read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3289
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Monkey Kick

Don't be discouraged by your first attempts at this game.  My initial kicks were pretty pitiful.  But after a while I did get some good ones - 4526 meters and then 5321!  I may go pro! (adsby... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6269
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Birds and Bees

Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the age of fourteen, Stewart wrote him the following letter:"Dear son, now that you have reached the magic age of ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3801
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Human Tetris 6

Another fun episode of Human Tetris - with a couple of key subtitles at just the right time! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2654
2 min read

Good Morning 02-04

"He brought me forth also into a large place; he delivered me; because he delighted in me." - Psalm 18:19   A favorite charge against Christians is that they live in a narrow worl read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3740
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Mom's Phone

Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt. A few days later, I walked into my mother's home and fou... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Body of Christ

Can you recognize the body of Christ when you see it?  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080203.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3436
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Cleaning Job

Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple. Among other duties, I had to dust their many imported carvings and petrified collectibles, as well as pick up aft... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2414
3 min read

Good Morning 02-02

"When Moses' hands grew tired, they took a stone and put it under him and he sat on it. Aaron and Hur held his hands up, one on one side, one on the other so that his hands remained steady ti read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3735
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Shopping Bags

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3115
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Squirrel Course

Squirrels drive me nuts.  I have 2 squirrel stories from my past that have left me with mixed feelings about these rodents.  So I am always happy to find people who fight back and make thi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4023
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Stolen Turkey

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2986
2 min read

Good Morning 01-30

"For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come." - 1 Timothy 4:8   When Friday co read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4116
5 min read

For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror

Nobody enjoys privacy more than Yours Truly. I confess I am not a very happy camper when that privacy is compromised in any fashion. Recently, I endured a tremendous trespass on my privacy. One day l... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2497
2 min read

Good Morning 01-29

"For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also." - Matthew 6:21   Our treasure,(that which we value most), is like a magnet. It draws our thoughts, desire, and our act read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-28

"We glory in tribulation also, knowing that tribulation worketh patience; and patience, experience; and experience, hope; and hope maketh not ashamed." - Romans 5:3-5   There is read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2518
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Good Morning 01-27

THIRD SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY   This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isaiah 9:1-4 1 Cor. 1:10-17 Matthew 4:12-23 Psalm 27:1-9   On this Third read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Righteousness and Prayer

What is the relationship of righteousness to effective prayer? The answer will lead you not only to answered pray but maybe healing from sickness too. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080127 read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-26

"Restore unto me the joy of Thy Salvation." - Psalm 51:12   David was a poetic genius. Guided by the Holy Spirit, he had written the immoral Twenty-Third Psalm. He was a hero of m read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Morning 01-25

"I thank my God upon every remembrance of you, always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy, for your fellowship in the Gospel from the first day until now." - Phi read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2402
2 min read

Good Morning 01-24

"He who covers his sins will not prosper, but whoever confesses and forsakes them will have mercy." - Proverbs 28:13   Modern psychiatrists tell us that a sense of guilt crowded do read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2518
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Good Morning 01-23

"The mind of sinful man is death, but the mind controlled by the Spirit is life and peace." - Romans 8:6   Paul divides people into two categories, those who let themselves be con read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3437
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Employment Search

My employment search preoccupied our family for months. One day my husband told our three boys that to make things easier for me, he had a list of jobs for them.They were all silent until our six-year... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3306
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White Dwarf

The white dwarf sun pulls everything towards it - except blue balls apparently.  This game has three different versions to try and is calmly intense to play. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbyg... read more..