Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Rabbi Retirement
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4593
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Rabbi Retirement

An elderly rabbi, having just retired from his duties in the congregation, finally decided to fulfill his lifelong fantasy to taste pork.  He went to a hotel in the Catskills in the off-season, ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 4, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
59
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I have been slowly adding things to our garden — plants, knickknacks, and decorations — ever since we converted our front lawn into a turna... read more..
Quote #2501
Quotes
Susan Davis
51
<1min

Quote #2501

"Let us make war, not with other people, but with our own unbelief. Unbelief in the promises of God is the root of anxiety, which, in turn, is the root of so many other sins." - John Piper, Solid Joy read more..
Salad Interrogations šŸ„—
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
56
<1min

Salad Interrogations šŸ„—

I'm tired of vegetarians interrogating me about my eating habits. It's like the spinach inquisition!... read more..
One-Liner #2065
One-liners
Susan Davis
63
<1min

One-Liner #2065

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.... read more..
Next Pastor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3511
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Next Pastor

Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and planned move to Arizona. After the service a very distraught Mrs. Williams came to the pastor with tears in h... read more..
Evidence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2132
<1min

Evidence

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch th... read more..
I Found Another Button to Push
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
213
4 min read

I Found Another Button to Push

Life has its many experiences. I'm about to hit number 75 this month, a big experience for me. I'm not sure how to celebrate my 75th birthday, especially since I've done just about everything, so no ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 1, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
55
2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to October! One of the interesting side effects of having time away from work is that when you come back, you have a lot of work that takes your time away. But... read more..
Quote #2500
Quotes
Susan Davis
54
<1min

Quote #2500

Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree. - Ethiopian Proverb... read more..
One-Liner #2064
One-liners
Susan Davis
65
<1min

One-Liner #2064

Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon. Is it new?... read more..
Dew in the Morning! šŸŒ…
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
64
<1min

Dew in the Morning! šŸŒ…

I have to write a paper on water condensation. It's dew in the morning.... read more..
How's My Driving?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4044
<1min

How's My Driving?

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it. I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it. At 50 cents a call, I... read more..
Squirrels & Seagulls
Susan Page
Susan Page
165
3 min read

Squirrels & Seagulls

I had an interesting conversation while out hiking with a friend. A little grey squirrel had darted on to the path and my friend exclaimed how she hated squirrels. I thought hate was a rather strong e... read more..
Taxes and True Riches
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2566
<1min

Taxes and True Riches

A tax assessor came one day to a poor Christian to determine the amount of taxes he would have to pay. The following conversation took place: "What property do you possess?" asked the assessor. "I ... read more..
Hammer Laugh
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4084
<1min

Hammer Laugh

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 27, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
56
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I returned from our trip back home on Friday night — late Friday night. We have many happy memories from the trip and enjoyed really great weathe... read more..
My Roof! šŸŒŖļø
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
63
<1min

My Roof! šŸŒŖļø

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof!... read more..
Job Application
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5122
2 min read

Job Application

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment........and they hired him! 1. NAME: Greg Bulmash 2. DESIRED POSITION: Reclining.  Ha ha.&nb... read more..
One-Liner #2063
One-liners
Susan Davis
74
<1min

One-Liner #2063

What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants? It is just impossible to reduce weight by eating grass and salads and walking.... read more..
Quote #2499
Quotes
Susan Davis
42
<1min

Quote #2499

"The most beautiful fig may contain a worm." - Zulu Proverb read more..
How Amsterdam Police Drive Cell Phone Thieves Crazy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2477
<1min

How Amsterdam Police Drive Cell Phone Thieves Crazy

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a text message every thre... read more..
What it Was, Was a Boo-Boo
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
284
4 min read

What it Was, Was a Boo-Boo

At my age, this is a rather serious "situation." I fell on my left leg, and all I could think of was that I broke my hip, and now I'm going to have a hip replacement. I tried to get that out of my mi read more..
Cybersalt News - September 24, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
74
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to have a great time with family and friends - and food! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Prime Ribs šŸ–
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
80
<1min

Prime Ribs šŸ–

When I buy a pack of a dozen ribs, I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11. I prefer prime ribs.... read more..
Hope
Susan Page
Susan Page
158
<1min

Hope

Iā€™m filled with joy because of hopeThat bubbles up and helps me copeWith all the fear and war-torn newsThose battle grounds with different views I seek true wisdom from aboveAnd pray to God, the One ... read more..
One-Liner #2062
One-liners
Susan Davis
100
<1min

One-Liner #2062

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.... read more..
Carjacking Foiled
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4796
<1min

Carjacking Foiled

TRUE STORY An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that sh... read more..
Quote #2498
Quotes
Susan Davis
61
<1min

Quote #2498

"The night rinses what the day has soaped." - Swiss Proverb read more..
Help the Poor
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4093
3 min read

Help the Poor

This one is for those of you who remember baseball's collective bargaining agreement of 2016. OK, even though the Baseball strike was averted - there is still a need. Americans have come together as... read more..
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