Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
When Is It Okay to Be Snarly?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1831
4 min read

When Is It Okay to Be Snarly?

Normally, whatever normal means, I don’t get agitated by many things. I can keep my cool under the most bizarre circumstances. Nothing gets under my skin, and I can take everything with a grin. I can... read more..
Accommodating Request
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3854
<1min

Accommodating Request

"I prefer adjoining rooms," said Tom sweetly. read more..
Cast Iron Purpose
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2876
2 min read

Cast Iron Purpose

I've learned to seek a message in some simple, homey ways, And I've found many lessons in the dreariest of days. So one day in my kitchen, I began to sing a song About the iron skillet that I've cooke... read more..
Parrot Skills
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4032
<1min

Parrot Skills

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" th... read more..
One-Liner #1672
One-liners
Susan Davis
1041
<1min

One-Liner #1672

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are; but I laugh more.... read more..
Hey Norton!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2917
<1min

Hey Norton!

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec.... read more..
What He Says - What He Means
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3975
2 min read

What He Says - What He Means

"I'm going fishing."    Really means: "I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing."    Really me read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4751 - August 4, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4751 - August 4, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug ... read more..
Cybersalt News - Aug 4, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1050
2 min read

Cybersalt News - Aug 4, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug 4, 2022 8am - 12pm" Of course, I accepted right away because... read more..
Stupid Excuses
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2219
<1min

Stupid Excuses

German police caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 80 miles per hour on a busy highway, Wednesday. "He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with... read more..
Anniversary Flight
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3491
<1min

Anniversary Flight

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and aske... read more..
Quote #2108
Quotes
Susan Davis
1168
<1min

Quote #2108

"Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers, or you can grow weeds." - William Wordsworth read more..
Quote #2109
Quotes
Susan Davis
1172
<1min

Quote #2109

"Anyone who has struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor." - James Baldwin read more..
One-Liner #1671
One-liners
Susan Davis
1255
<1min

One-Liner #1671

The best revenge is living well. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4750 - July 31, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4750 - July 31, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the l... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 31, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1092
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been... read more..
Quote #2107
Quotes
Susan Davis
1343
<1min

Quote #2107

"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom." - J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King read more..
No Rest
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3961
<1min

No Rest

The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the... read more..
One-Liner #1670
One-liners
Susan Davis
1310
<1min

One-Liner #1670

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.... read more..
Bedtime Story
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3168
<1min

Bedtime Story

Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?... read more..
Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2681
<1min

Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.... read more..
Pest Control
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5618
<1min

Pest Control

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.   One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his s... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4749 - July 28, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4749 - July 28, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he ga... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 28, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1100
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he gave me 2 years ago. Alex Shane started out as a mentor and bu... read more..
One-Liner #1669
One-liners
Susan Davis
1225
<1min

One-Liner #1669

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.... read more..
Quote #2106
Quotes
Susan Davis
1289
<1min

Quote #2106

"If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe." - Evelyn Waugh read more..
Picasso So-so
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2676
<1min

Picasso So-so

The display of still-life art was not at all moving.... read more..
Adaptation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2669
<1min

Adaptation

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of re... read more..
Take Fore
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3866
<1min

Take Fore

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4748 - July 24, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4748 - July 24, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road t... read more..
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