Monthly Archive

21 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1147

2 min read

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent and terrible acts of violence carried out against their comm... read more..

20 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1523

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Quote #1987

"There are two types of people ... those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are!" - Frederick L. Collins read more..

20 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8110

<1min

Misapplication

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job sa... read more..

20 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2697

2 min read

Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very ... read more..

20 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4809

<1min

Foreign Languages

A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him. "Excu... read more..

20 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1215

<1min

One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..

18 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4267

2 min read

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021

18 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

121

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, ou... read more..

18 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1112

<1min

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7221

2 min read

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3264

<1min

Colonial Currency

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the to... read more..

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

17 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2435

<1min

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of ... read more..

17 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1347

<1min

Quote #1986

"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off." - Unknown read more..

16 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1409

<1min

One-Liner #1549

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and the father of a large family!... read more..

14 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1074

<1min

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild ... read more..

14 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1679

4 min read

The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest

This past week was one of the best weeks I've had in a long time. I got everything completed, as well as some overdue projects. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of having accom... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4622 - February 14, 2021

14 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

106

5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4622 - February 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on ... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2749

<1min

Relationship Denial

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3864

2 min read

If You Love Someone

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will ... read more..

13 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5338

<1min

Love vs. Obligation

A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very speci... read more..

13 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1544

<1min

Quote #1985

"Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings." - Gustave Flaubert read more..

13 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1365

<1min

One-Liner #1548

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4621 - February 12, 2021

12 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

136

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4621 - February 12, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but th... read more..

11 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3254

<1min

Devil Secret

Two youngsters were walking home from Sunday School, each deep in his own thoughts. Finally one said, "What do you think about all this devil business we studied today?" The other boy replie... read more..

11 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1037

2 min read

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but they would never allow me to move there because they already ... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3822

<1min

Stand-by Wish

Listening to background music while on hold made her long for a chord- less phone.... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4219

<1min

Dusty Comeback

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom... read more..

10 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1408

<1min

Quote #1984

"Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish." - Jessica N.S. Yourko read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2817

<1min

The Ways of Love

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week. It was du... read more..

09 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1347

<1min

One-Liner #1547

Self-loathing: I hate intolerant people!... read more..

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