Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Classic Groucho
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4280
<1min

Classic Groucho

One day a man approached Groucho Marx and said, "Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her." Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you... read more..
Dr. Larry N. Jitis
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1698
<1min

Dr. Larry N. Jitis

My great-grandfather was a veterinarian. He apparently suffered from life-long laryngitis: that's why he ended up being a hoarse doctor.... read more..
What a Hoot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4635
<1min

What a Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a lo... read more..
Remember the Good Old Days
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1842
<1min

Remember the Good Old Days

A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days. "Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4448 - May 5, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4448 - May 5, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregat read more..
Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1178
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregations. Participat... read more..
Quote #1818
Quotes
Susan Davis
1987
<1min

Quote #1818

"God uses men who are weak and feeble enough to lean on him." - Hudson Taylor read more..
One-liner #1376
One-liners
Susan Davis
1861
<1min

One-liner #1376

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.... read more..
A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2200
4 min read

A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy

My grandfather had a favorite saying that went something like this, “A frown is just a smile upside down.” Nobody could smile quite like my grandfather. He never waited for any reason to smi... read more..
Control Seminar
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4354
<1min

Control Seminar

The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts be... read more..
Imagination to a Tee
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828
2 min read

Imagination to a Tee

A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied, "I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I lo... read more..
Humor Restriction
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1861
<1min

Humor Restriction

WARNING!!!! Incorrigible punster! DO NOT INCORRIGE... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4447 - May 2, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4447 - May 2, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1118
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's laziness came to... read more..
Lazy Does Have Its Advantages
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1916
4 min read

Lazy Does Have Its Advantages

As a young boy, my father tried drilling into my brain that laziness was not acceptable in his house. If I wanted to be lazy, I had to go outside. He provided a wonderful role model for me because if ... read more..
Stupid and Beautiful
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3975
<1min

Stupid and Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.  " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be a... read more..
Candy Crank
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1994
<1min

Candy Crank

Pezzimists see the dispenser as half empty.... read more..
One-liner #1375
One-liners
Susan Davis
1718
<1min

One-liner #1375

Self-Annihilating Sentence You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!... read more..
Texas Cruise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4141
<1min

Texas Cruise

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000-acre spread, the Texan bragged that down-home he could get into his car, drive all day, ... read more..
Quote #1817
Quotes
Susan Davis
2387
<1min

Quote #1817

"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is unforgivable." - Beethoven read more..
One-liner #1373
One-liners
Susan Davis
2110
<1min

One-liner #1373

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!... read more..
Quote #1815
Quotes
Susan Davis
2159
<1min

Quote #1815

"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Social Remedial
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2263
<1min

Social Remedial

I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.... read more..
Gravity Situation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4503
2 min read

Gravity Situation

I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree, "With the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity wil... read more..
Inspector Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4067
2 min read

Inspector Mom

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash?  We all... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019

  Issue #4446                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersa read more..
Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1199
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters - thanks for being a part it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Peasant Memo
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2004
<1min

Peasant Memo

Note to serfs: Resistance is feudal!... read more..
One-liner #1374
One-liners
Susan Davis
1708
<1min

One-liner #1374

The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!... read more..
Tough Town
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4130
<1min

Tough Town

My Town Is So Tough It Has... - Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register - Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales - Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb - Bowling ... read more..
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