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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4441 - April 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4441 - April 7, 2019

  Issue #4441                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder isn't naive about why he i read more..
Cybersalt News - April 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1035
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Cybersalt News - April 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder isn't naive about why he is called naive, nor is he worried about being naive. You can read "I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..
Quote #1811
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1811

  "Practice the Pause. When in doubt, pause. When angry, pause. When tired, pause. When stressed, pause.And when you pause ... pray." - Unknown read more..
Twinkletoes
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2009
<1min

Twinkletoes

I have LED shoestrings, so yeah ... pretty light on my feet.... read more..
One-liner #1369
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1369

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.... read more..
I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2193
4 min read

I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety

Someone recently said to me, “You sure are naïve.” I’m not sure what the incident was about at the time, and I was a little bit hurt by that saying. What did he mean that I am naïve? I have been givi... read more..
New Home No Hears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4165
<1min

New Home No Hears

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden." 2. "Actua... read more..
Imagination
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2813
<1min

Imagination

I was making Play-doh animals with my four-year-old niece, Chris, and her three-year-old brother, Neil. While Chris was clearly molding a crude but recognizable dog, figuring what Neil was making was ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4440 - April 4, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4440 - April 4, 2019

  Issue #4440                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - April 4, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1100
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Cybersalt News - April 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
One-liner #1368
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1368

Self-Annihilating Sentence Nickels are a dime a dozen!... read more..
Quote #1810
Quotes
Susan Davis
2138
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Quote #1810

"Without courage we will simply accumulate a collection of good ideas and regrets." - Andy Stanley read more..
Check the Original
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Check the Original

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new... read more..
Yard Sale Anger
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8894
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Yard Sale Anger

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you ... read more..
Ungratefulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2960
<1min

Ungratefulness

In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay a... read more..
No Page Turner
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2023
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No Page Turner

Writer's block is serious business; you can't make this stuff up!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4439 - March 31, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4439 - March 31, 2019

  Issue #4439                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! At risk of making this sound like groundhog read more..
Cybersalt News - March 31, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1220
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! At risk of making this sound like groundhog day, I think sending is back to normal. This week, Rev. James Snyder reminisces about the positive effect corporal punishment h... read more..
I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2349
4 min read

I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did

I am not sure why I think of some things, however, every occasionally I remember something that happened a million years ago. Or so it seems. This week for some reason, I hap... read more..
Quote #1809
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1809

"I take refuge in the fact that while I don't know everything, I do know Someone who does!" - A.W. Tozer read more..
Feed the Ox
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2365
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Feed the Ox

Go ahead and give your pastor a bonus based on church growth... it will bring a new meaning to the words Great Commission.... read more..
One-liner #1367
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1367

"I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!" - Richard Nixon read more..
Crossing the Road
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Crossing the Road

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the... read more..
Shopping Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1935
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Shopping Manners

One of the busiest times for a meat-department manager in a supermarket occurs when there is a sale on particular cuts. When we put cross-rib roasts on sale one day the result was predictable. I'd br... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4438 - March 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4438 - March 24, 2019

  Issue #4438                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Ooops! (again) I just went to send this mail read more..
Quote #1808
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1808

"Patience is not about how long you wait, it is about how well you behave while you are waiting." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1366
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1366

I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions. - Walter McLauren... read more..
Places to Go
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Places to Go

I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito either. I hear no one recognizes ... read more..
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4424
2 min read

Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. Okay? ~ I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that ... read more..
Grad School Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1758
<1min

Grad School Romance

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new ... read more..
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