Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Moose Hunters
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6518
<1min

Moose Hunters

Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals... read more..
Cause for Celebration
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4634
4 min read

Cause for Celebration

Happy Birthday! It's a phrase we all hear once each year as we celebrate another milestone on our journey. We hear it from family, friends and colleagues. We hear it in restaurants as the waiters and ... read more..
Wallet Thanks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3712
<1min

Wallet Thanks

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his wor... read more..
Are You a ?Perennial? Or ?Annual? Christian?
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5689
3 min read

Are You a ?Perennial? Or ?Annual? Christian?

Today, my daughter and I refurbished her flower beds. You can imagine how they looked, having been left all winter. She began early this morning to pull out weeds. Later in the day, I began helping he... read more..
Seeing Eye Dogs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6053
<1min

Seeing Eye Dogs

Two men are walking their dogs.  The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a chihuahua.  They walk down the street and stop at a restaurant. "Man, I could really go for a snack," says the ... read more..
Doctor Mistake
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3972
<1min

Doctor Mistake

During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: "Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?""Yes, was the reply, "I once cured a millionaire in three v... read more..
Just blank
Misc
Pastor Tim
3374
<1min

Just blank

This is Pastor Tim - ignore this blog entry.  I am testing something (well someone has to!)    ... read more..
Goober Horseback Riding
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5635
<1min

Goober Horseback Riding

A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a s... read more..
How To Be A Brick
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5166
7 min read

How To Be A Brick

The rock group, Pink Floyd, have a song entitled, "Brick in the wall". The lyrics are simple. There is only one stanza that repeats itself. It goes like this: We don't need no education. We don't need... read more..
Namesake Care
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3705
<1min

Namesake Care

While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City, La., my son and namesake was also serving there. His two month old son, whose name was the same as ours, wa... read more..
A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4752
5 min read

A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk

A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is beyond my understandi... read more..
Late Excuse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4011
<1min

Late Excuse

Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."Harry sighed, "Everyt... read more..
World's Easiest Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5073
<1min

World's Easiest Test

Here is the world's easiest test.  You should be able to get 100% on this one. 1.  How long did the hundred year war last? 2.  Which country makes Panama hats? 3.  From what ani... read more..
Read The Report
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4079
2 min read

Read The Report

Reports, reports, reports--do you ever get weary of reports? We do welcome the good ones-- a clean bill of health, a child's great report card, an income tax refund. We cringe at the bad ones--a scary... read more..
Bank Name
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3949
<1min

Bank Name

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday."Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted."It's your account, darling,... read more..
Extermination ?
Misc
Teresa Hauber
3434
2 min read

Extermination ?

The cartoon for the day really inspired this blog thought...We live in a world where monsters abide along side the rest of us..Men and women so warped they do the most heinous things to the most innoc... read more..
Painting
Misc
3836
2 min read

Painting

Well, the creative juices are churning again. :p I have began painting in Kincaid's room. I shooed everyone out of the house last night and got about 2 hours of work done. My idea is to pain... read more..
Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5371
<1min

Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?  Only to become troubled and insecure? Is there anoth... read more..
The Day That Heaven Was Emptied Out
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4491
9 min read

The Day That Heaven Was Emptied Out

How twisted man can be in following some of the most basic plans of God for life. Take marriage for example, there are endless examples of man missing the point and somehow ending up with absurdity. T... read more..
Unsubscribe Directions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3693
3 min read

Unsubscribe Directions

To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list, should you ever want to unsubscribe from it please follow these simple instructions.To unsubscribe from this serv... read more..
A Grand Spectacle of Promises
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4371
3 min read

A Grand Spectacle of Promises

At a certain time of day, early in the evening, I make sure the curtains on the windows in our living room are open. I don't want to miss the spectacle. Yes, right here in Ponoka, there's a grand spec... read more..
Boy or Girl
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3818
<1min

Boy or Girl

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?"Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were... read more..
Stork Reunion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6503
<1min

Stork Reunion

A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time.  Each time they would see a new animal the little boy would ask, "What's that?" And each time the father would explain.  When th... read more..
Pain Explanation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3420
<1min

Pain Explanation

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something into it!" She then p... read more..
Used Lawn Mower
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5320
<1min

Used Lawn Mower

A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work.  Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one.  On the way he saw a sign advertising a ... read more..
Everything Beautiful
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5268
3 min read

Everything Beautiful

While shopping one day last week, I was startled with the array of blazing color when I walked through the door. The pinks were very pink. Orange and yellow blouses were as bright as the sun shining t... read more..
Who's On First - Computer Version
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4418
3 min read

Who's On First - Computer Version

*Who's On First - Computer Version*ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTE read more..
The Most Powerful Tool
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5634
2 min read

The Most Powerful Tool

Each job you do has tools to accomplish the task. A job in a machine shop has to have the machines devoted to that particular job. A seamstress has to have sewing machines, sergers, and blind stitcher... read more..
Lawyer Questioning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3345
<1min

Lawyer Questioning

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both came from good families. Both we... read more..
Silly Boy
Misc
3127
<1min

Silly Boy

Kincaid is slowly getting back to normal. He has some intestinal distress tho, but is smiling. I was on the computer last night and Kevin came down to tell me Kincaid just threw up. Within sec... read more..
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