Monthly Archive

December 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 992 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Animal Thoughts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Animal Thoughts

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes read more..
Guard Dog Sniff
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3897
<1min

Guard Dog Sniff

My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard asked, "Mind if our new guard dog practices sniffing your truck? Tim obliged and the dog went to work. Almost imme... read more..
Signs Found In The Kitchen
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4678
<1min

Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ...  Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell for maid service.  If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other da read more..
Construction Noise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4270
<1min

Construction Noise

During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped to listen to a folk singer, a group of exhibitors, dragging out tools and sawhorses, began setting up their dis... read more..
Turn Your Head
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3102
<1min

Turn Your Head

Have you ever been accused of of having a head made of wood?  Maybe it was just your profile that gave that impression.     read more..
Toaster Museum
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3249
<1min

Toaster Museum

Every now and then someone comes along who has a love for appliances.  Take the MayTag repairman - he had it bad. I'm not trying to explain it or excuse it - I'm just reporting it! read more..
gettin through..
Misc
Teresa Hauber
2335
2 min read

gettin through..

It has been a busy few days but more emotionl than physical... We have a son who is moving away and it is hard on us to see him go.. We love him very much but we also know that he must live his li read more..
Dog Applicant
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5114
<1min

Dog Applicant

A sign was hung in an office window.  It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was amb read more..
Votive Candles
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3770
<1min

Votive Candles

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight.The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if they'... read more..
Talking Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4124
1 min read

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the bac... read more..
Learn Your Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Learn Your Faith

If the Christian life can be taught it, can be learned. There is no osmosis about it.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060903.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Cat Nap
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3172
<1min

Cat Nap

We've all heard of having a cat nap.  If only we could all be this relaxed when we sneak one in. I guess a pet that is this happy doesn't care if you spend a lot of money on pet su read more..
Second Wave
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3345
<1min

Second Wave

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wa... read more..
You as Lego
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3172
<1min

You as Lego

For those of you who are wondering what I, Pastor Tim, look like - here I am on the left. As you can tell, I've had quite a bit of plastic surgery. If you'd like to undergo the same plastic process, read more..
Yet another Blog?!
Misc
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6 min read

Yet another Blog?!

Well, yes, I'm afraid so. But I intend to keep this one as a record of my journey with God. A record which I will not share with friends, but with strangers with whom I am unconnected. Fir read more..
Front Decisions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3517
<1min

Front Decisions

The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select soldiers for duty on the various fighting fronts. After many tests, the learned professors made their report:"The... read more..
Lawnmower End
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3072
<1min

Lawnmower End

Guns don't kill lawn mowers.  People with guns (and too much time on their hands) kill lawn mowers.     read more..
Parasite Pals
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3429
<1min

Parasite Pals

You aren't parasite infested - You've just got company!   With spin like this, there'll be a new political party soon!   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || read more..
Dad and Baby
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5261
<1min

Dad and Baby

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands.  So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.Soon after the mother left, the baby ... read more..
Teacher Tech Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3356
<1min

Teacher Tech Help

The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over. "Your hard drive crashed," he said.I called the compu... read more..
Duck Tape Fashion
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3691
<1min

Duck Tape Fashion

Every handy person needs two things in in their toolbox - WD40 and Duct Tape. Basically, if it doesn'tmove but is supposed to, use WD40 to fix it. If it does move and doesn't - use read more..
Late For Work
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6001
<1min

Late For Work

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot.  He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M.  passed without Johnson'... read more..
Heredity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6813
<1min

Heredity

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest) are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes ... read more..
A Million Thank You's
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3854
<1min

A Million Thank You's

Here's a page especially for you if you feel under appreciated. As you will eventually see - it's a Hallmark moment. Have you ever been over appreciated? Get Ready. (adsbygoogle = window.a... read more..
Dentist Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6043
<1min

Dentist Prayer

One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since it was her turn to see the Dentist.The dad did pray but the little girl assured him afterwards that his prayer... read more..
Brotherly Chores
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3946
<1min

Brotherly Chores

Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew, "While we are gone I want you boys to clear away the dirty dishes, clean your room, and mow the grass."When they r... read more..
Subservient Chicken
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3158
<1min

Subservient Chicken

Like Burger King says, "Have it your way!" So, tell the subservient chicken what to do and he'll probably do it.  I think Dr. Phil had something to do with helping this chick read more..
Online Support Group
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5024
<1min

Online Support Group

There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets on AOL each night from 6:00 p.m till 12 midnight.... read more..
Parachute Charity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3536
<1min

Parachute Charity

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you... read more..
A People for Jesus
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3664
<1min

A People for Jesus

There certainly is no end of opportunities, activities, and movements for followers of Jesus to get behind, but how can we tell which ones He wants us to be a part of?What kind of people does Jesus wa... read more..
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