December 2006 - Monthly Archive

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Think She'll Die?

One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered for story time. The book they were reading was THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY.After the librarian f... read more..

29 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Log House

There are log houses and then there are LOG houses. I bet this one was easy to renovate and put wood panelling in. Of course the possibility of termites and rot a bit risky to make a home repai read more..

29 Nov

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 11-29

"There is one body, and one Spirit, even as you are called in one hope of your calling." Ephesians 4:1-6 Christians sometimes express strong differences of opinion on spiritual read more..

28 Nov

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 11-28

"And whosoever of you would be the chiefest, shall be servant of all." - Mark 10:35-45 The conductor of our orchestra in high school ask us one day which instrument was the most read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Monitors

I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give away an old 13-inch monitor that I had lying around. My neighbor came by and said, "You're giving this away? I'll ... read more..

27 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Oil Well Fire Blaster

Nothing can wreck your day like your oil well catching fire. It's times like that you wish you knew someone with a surplus army tank, a couple of jet engines, and some water cannons. Well, firefig... read more..

27 Nov

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 11-27

"Let everyone of you so love his wife even as himself; and the wife reverence her husband." Ephesians 5:33 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always read more..

26 Nov

Misc

Ann Jenkins

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3 min read

Captivated by Wild at Heart

As might be suggested by the title, I am a young woman who has been reading Wild at Heart by John Eldredge. Over breakfast, the best meal of the day, I have just read the key to my last failed relat read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ready, Set, Go

Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside their tent, looking for food at their campsite. Immediately, Chris pulls a pair of running shoes out of... read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cute Baby

When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, "You have a cute baby."Smiling, I said, "I'll bet you say that to all the new parents.""No," he replied, "j... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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All Saved Up

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a br... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rattlesnake Ammo

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given o... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Doctor Keeps Trying

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Birthday Greetings

Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the future, You can't predict it.Inside:Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.... read more..

24 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Eternal Sunset

Here's a great site for those of you who are cowboys and want to ride off into the sunset. You'll never be without a sunset to ride off into now. This page refreshes with images read more..

24 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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1968 Pennies

Here's a neat web site. Buddy is collecting pennies that were minted in 1968. I guess that's a different kind of rare coin collection. At first it seems strange that he would col read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs of Banned Substances

Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker, although he's on the chess team.Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters... read more..

23 Nov

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 11-24

"That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you." - 1 John 1:1-4 One thing that made the testimony of John and the other disciples so powerful was their firsthand knowled read more..

23 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Dice Stacking

Stacking dice - we've all done it. Ok, maybe not. But surely we will need to stack dice at some time in our life. Ok, maybe not. It is, however, undoubtedly everyone's destiny to be asked to stack... read more..

23 Nov

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

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4 min read

Giving Thanks of Unusual Nature

When we think of Thanksgiving, we think of the pilgrims, their meal with the Indians, and a gathering of our family, with a great meal to come. We never think of 'death'....but it's th read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Dishwasher Repair

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on th... read more..

22 Nov

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 11-23

"Every day I will bless Thee and praise Thy name forever and ever." Psalm 145:2 Thanksgiving Day is set aside for giving thanks. We need not search for reasons to be thankful. read more..

22 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Volcano Comparison

It has been decades since Mt. St. Helens blew her top (another example of what happens when you hold things inside too long). Scientists first predicted it would be hundreds of years before the acti read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Jar 47

A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic.Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to vis... read more..

21 Nov

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

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3 min read

Thirty Minutes To Ruin

I’d been watching the progress of the building each week. It stood across the field from our church, so watching the huge home being built became a Sunday morning distraction as I pulled int read more..

21 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Cat Wheel

One of the most popular pictures on my CleanLaugh site is a picture of a really fat cat . I also have a big cat picture here . The video below shows something that both of those cats cou read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Golf Questions

Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.Nadine: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my ex one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!Jill: Well, I'm sure you were j... read more..

20 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Double Wires

I never had spiderman pajamas. Ok, I never wanted them, but I wouldn't mind being able to fly around like he does - although the radioactive spider bite to get that way does not inspire me. I guess ... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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FROLIC Memo

To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barber... read more..