Monthly Archive

May 2010

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quote #0804
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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quote #0804

"And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords." - Alan Wilson Watts" read more..
quote #0803
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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quote #0803

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved." - Helen Keller read more..
quote #0802
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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quote #0802

"The reason a dog makes so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." read more..
quote #0801
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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quote #0801

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." read more..
quote #0800
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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quote #0800

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due." read more..
More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3765
2 min read

More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts with you on-duty won't even recognize you off-duty. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incom... read more..
About Growing Older
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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About Growing Older

A beautiful message about growing older: . . . . I forgot what it was.... read more..
Issue #3351
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
7128
3 min read

Issue #3351

Issue #3351 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News There isn't very much new on the Cybersalt Site today because I was working today on some background stuff instead. I read more..
Losing New Balls
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3833
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Losing New Balls

Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.His friend Sam watched as he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a bra... read more..
Home Sheep Home
Games
Pastor Tim
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Home Sheep Home

As a pastor I know a bit about sheep. For instance, though sheep face common problems they each face unique challenges due to their differences. Also, if they work together in harmony they can accomp... read more..
Where To from Here?
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4907
4 min read

Where To from Here?

OK, so here I am in brand new territory. The previous 17 posts have completely told the story of the freedom God has brought into the life of this simple child of His. Back at the beginning m read more..
God's Greatest Creative Work
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3177
5 min read

God's Greatest Creative Work

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - God's greatest creative work I am one of those who believe God created everything. I take the book of Genesis by faith, and rest on the character of God. I s... read more..
Tears Wiped Away
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Tears Wiped Away

God has a plan to wipe away the tears of the brokenhearted. {audio}podcast/sm20100509.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
The Mysterious Wizardry of Gadgetry
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2965
4 min read

The Mysterious Wizardry of Gadgetry

When it comes to gadgets just call me Mr. How-in-the-World-Does-This-Work. I fully understand that our world runs on gadgets. According to some, we owe a great deal to the gadgets of this world whatev... read more..
Baseball Class
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Baseball Class

A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures.At the beginning of one semester, an innovative class breathed new life into the course by assigning ba... read more..
Optical Illusion - A + B = Same Color
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Optical Illusion - A + B = Same Color

Here's a fun optical illusion.  The squares marked "A" and "B" are the same color.  Don't believe it? Just click on the image to see the proof. ... read more..
Dog Deforestation
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Deforestation

Deforestation is becoming a more obvious problem. ... read more..
Freedom of the City Parade, Victoria BC, May 4, 2010
General News
Pastor Tim
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Freedom of the City Parade, Victoria BC, May 4, 2010

2010 is the 100th anniversay of the Canadian Navy and since I live in the city that is home to Canada's Pacific Fleet I'm excited about some of the festivities that are planned. On Tuesday the Navy m... read more..
Eye Exam
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Eye Exam

Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in common is that they don't spell anything.One day a patient came into my office for an ophthalmological exam.  I as... read more..
Computer Twins
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Twins

Here's the secret to why so many computer geeks have twins. ... read more..
Missed Delivery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Missed Delivery

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public.  So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?""I went out this morning," she ... read more..
"I'm Wet" Cornish Rex Cat
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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"I'm Wet" Cornish Rex Cat

I think most of the noise in this video is swearing in cat language. However, this cat clearly speaks a bit of English as it protests "I'm wet". ... read more..
God's Love is Deeper
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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God's Love is Deeper

Like that's pretty deep man!   ... read more..
Issue #3346
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
7006
4 min read

Issue #3346

Issue # 3346 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! Yeah, I know it's Wednesday but if you knew how much I like that commercial you'd unders read more..
Late at Walmart
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Late at Walmart

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a r... read more..
Motivational Rap
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Motivational Rap

Tamara Lowe at Christ Fellowship delivers a fun, motivational rap. It's entertaining and impressive and still not enough to motivate me to rap. Just the same, "You go girlfriend!" ... read more..
When You Come to the End of the Trail
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4655
5 min read

When You Come to the End of the Trail

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - When you come to the end of the trail I was working so hard the other day on a project that I actually finished it three hours ahead of schedule. Then, I did... read more..
Grace and Peace to You
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1575
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Grace and Peace to You

God has grace and peace for you. {audio}podcast/sm20100502.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
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