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Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free.As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is. "I am ... read more..

The mission of Cybersalt is to be Cyber-Salt in the Cyber-World, just as Jesus explained that God's children are to be the salt of the earth.... read more..

The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands."Lady," he said, "I just don't understand. However did you manage to pick the winner?"The old lady patted her white locks in ... read more..

When you return to the Lord, try to follow for more than 5. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3"> ... read more..

Even with camoflage, camera shy Jumbo couldn't hide from zoo patrons. ... read more..

I'm fine now, but such was not the case this past week. Normally, I am not given to procrastination, except when it comes to giving my money away. I am not Mr. Scrooge but I am Mr. Frugal. I always read more..

Dr. Frank Humphrey, Senior Pastor of Peoples Church of Montreal, talks about how living with ALS has impacted his faith in Jesus Christ. ... read more..

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back."Who knows anything about ra... read more..

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Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three hours.Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed... read more..

Mayfield church conforms to new government regulations - lifeguard tower must be added to all public pools. ... read more..

The alternative learning methods used at Kim's school were very controversial. ... read more..

- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm waiting for the plumber."- "I have to buy some new skis. I left my old ones in a tree."- "My computer is down. I'm tr read more..

Little Dewey burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"Dewey said, "They let me go early because I was the only one wh... read more..

Britain's Got Talent had Susan Boyle. Korea's Got Talent has Sung-bong Choi.   ... read more..

Overtime shifts at the zoo were getting out of control. ... read more..

* You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."* You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculato read more..

But please, no dancing on the graves! ... read more..

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the ... read more..

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that anyone with insufficient brain activity reads e-mail with one's hand on the mouse.Don't bother taking it off now; ... read more..

1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny saved is an oversight.4. Information deteriorates upward.5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; the read more..

You know you're a northerner when...~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter~ you have more miles on your snow blower than your car~ driving in winter is better, b... read more..

The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order.When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning 19 and he... read more..

A flight instructor was sent out to help a student who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enou... read more..

If you've ever played with Hotwheels cars when you were a kid (or maybe even down the hall of your college dorm) you totally get this video! ... read more..

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those p... read more..