Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3112 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1344

Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8424

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9169

Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6530

Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6877

Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10354

Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5220

Hebrews 12:1, Perseverance

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
903

Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2275

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1620

One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1759

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1619

One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4387

Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher  There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
3075

Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word

This spoken word about religion is a word well spoken! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4448

Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2051

Cloud 8

Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says,  "Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1383

One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1400

Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]

Number one - I started reading Anna Karenina on my Christmas eReader, and it is way easier to get into than I expected! I downloaded it free from Kobo because it's a classic, and I like to be classy read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1293

More on Praise

I read Psalm 50 today, and verses 12-15 emphasize so much what I have been thinking about praise. They say (God is speaking):"If I were hungry, I would not tell you,for the world and its fullness are read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2926

Bull Frog Ant Crusher

This is why people don't have frogs as personal assistants! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2413

Get Along

A cowboy walked into a pet store and asked to buy a Dachsund. The store clerk asked why he chose that breed and the cowboy replied, "Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1277

Quote #1263

"Worry is stewing without doing." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1383

Praise Brings Power

I spent some time on my lunch today meditating on Revelation 4:11,Worthy are you, our Lord and God,to receive glory and honor and power,for you created all things,and by your will they existed and we read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1859

Sympathy and Compassion

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Jus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 10, 2012

It's crazy busy around Cybersalt World headquarters these days!  Today there was just enough time to get out the mailings and add a new page to the FunBlog.  You'll find "Russian D... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2721

Russian Drifting

My apologies if there is any swearing in this video.  My Russian is limited to seeing that this is some awesome truck driving - drifting and all. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0810

"Polar bears can't jump."- Black bears read more..