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A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man ... read more..

“The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as... read more..

The follower of Jesus who protects God's vision for his/her life will experience the blessings God has for his/her life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120108.mp3{/audio} Download {... read more..

Each phase in the Maker's Diet is two weeks long, so my strategy for meal planning is to plan one week and then repeat it. We may eat meals in a different order the second week, but then we will be o read more..

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On this day in 1774 Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists for their opinion of the flag she had made. This was the first ever flag poll.... read more..

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."- E. B. White read more..

"I childproofed my house but they still get in." read more..

She came tonight as I sat alone..The girl I used to be....And she gazed at me with her earnest eyeAnd questioned reproachfully: Have you forgotten the many plansAnd hopes I had for you?The great care... read more..

The following, allegedly, are actual post-interview excerpts collected from middle managers who, needless to say, probably did not hire any of the people mentioned here: 1. "Applicant stretched out o... read more..

There is only one newly updated funny picture page on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "CD Warrior" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cd-warrior Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Jenny, come on down. Your blind date is here. ... read more..

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." read more..

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."- Charles Schulz read more..

I've been talking about you a lot with the Lord,There was so much I wanted to say,I told Him how thankful and helpful you are,how I treasure you more every day. I tried to describe how just having yo... read more..

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the ... read more..

I wasn't going to post about the diet Matt and I are doing, but it's forty days long, and now that we are mostly through day 4 I am realizing how unsatisfying it will be to keep notes for the next mo read more..

"UFOs show us that our worst fears are groundless." read more..

I have been in a bad way spiritually for the last couple months, and I finally came to my senses how foolish it is to hope for unchanged circumstances to yield new results. And this week since I decid... read more..

There are 5 more funny car pictures updated on the Cybersalt site today. To view them all just head to "Ford Pickup Bumper" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/ford-pickup-bumper Enj... read more..

"Just tell me what you need, and I'll see to it that something ought to be done!" read more..

"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."- JohnDewey read more..

“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?”... read more..

A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it. It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong co... read more..

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to... read more..

Paul quickly regretted going with the lowest quote. ... read more..

Now that's fighting fire with fire! ... read more..

Thieves are getting pretty fast these days. ... read more..

Knowledge may come from a fountain, but common sense obviously does not come from a pump. ... read more..

That was the last time that Wrigley's Funeral Home hired anyone with "Pizza Delivery Guy" in his resume history. ... read more..