Monthly Archive

2012

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Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tigers

Why does a tiger have stripes? So he won't be spotted.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1268

"LISTEN: When you rearrange the letters you get: SILENT" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bachelor's Cat

A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brother's care. As soon as he arrived in England he ca... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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God's Salvation Promise

When you are experiencing doubts and fear about the purpose of your life, remember God's salvation promise. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120129.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2169
2 min read

A Promotional Message

Here is something I have been thinking of mentioning for a while but wasn't sure if it was tacky or not. Today I've decided: it's my blog! Who cares if it's tacky! I am gonna tell all of y'all how to read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0819

Piñata Store: "You buy it, you break it."... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2161
2 min read

Seeker or Sought?

I really enjoyed the sermon I heard this morning and thought I would share some thoughts from it. For the second week in a row, the text was about Jesus calling his first disciples - last week was Jo read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Working To Stay Free

After receiving the gift of salvation and being set free by God, we need to work to stay free. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120122.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120122.m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with 4 weeks worth or service and message recordings.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcas... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Paid For

My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payment... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Do Not Talk To My Parrot

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave t... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3837 - January 22, 2012

Issue #3837 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with 4 weeks worth or service and message recordings.  You'll read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0818

" I was going to go to the Outdoor Wilderness Survival Show, but not in this weather!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1267

"For some, it is easier emotionally to stop believing in God than to accept the existence of whatever evil has raped their life."- Pastor Tim Davis read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3836 - January 21, 2012

Issue #3836 Cybersalt News OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site.  They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the nex read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 21, 2012

OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site.  They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the next while I've got a Google t-shirt coming my way. There... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Country Puddle

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . . ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1266

"The bonds of matrimony are a good investment when the interest is kept up." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0817

My wife complains that I over-analyze everything but these graphs & charts show that I don't.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Duck vs. Elephant

Duck vs Elephant: You can't get down off an elephant.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0816

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2346
4 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.3]

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3835 - January 19, 2012

Issue #3835 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up. &nb read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2019
2 min read

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..