Monthly Archive

July 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 76 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #1208
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1208

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.... read more..
Cruise Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cruise Pun

Men, if you went on a cruise ship during your summer vacation and you met a woman and fell in love, here's some advice my wise old Uncle Waldo once told me: "There's a 50/50 chance that someday you'l... read more..
Military First Impressions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Military First Impressions

My youngest brother Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot, and my other brother is my crew chief. Sinc... read more..
12 Reasons to Buy a New Car
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.3. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year read more..
Faithful People are not Necessarily Prosperous People
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Faithful People are not Necessarily Prosperous People

People who are examples of faith are not necessarily prosperous people. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170716.mp3{/audio} read more..
Cybersalt News - July 16, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 16, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the best examples of people who have faith are those we would cons... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4275 - July 16, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4275 - July 16, 2017

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Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2192
4 min read

Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare

I don’t think it was in the mind of Dr. Bell when he invented the telephone for people like me to be harassed by people who are only after my money. Don't get me wrong here. The telephone has been a g... read more..
Operation Hope
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Operation Hope

The surgeons say they might be able to fix my mangled hands: Fingers crossed!... read more..
Quote #1654
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1654

"What is it about your own miserable works and  doings that you think you could please God more than the sacrifice of His own Son?" - Martin Luther read more..
Cub Reporter Miss
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cub Reporter Miss

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches.  At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because he wanted ... read more..
Prayer Drawl
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Prayer Drawl

A quotation from an invocation delivered by Rev. J. McCoy opening a prayer meeting in Georgia Camp Meeting. "Oh Lawd, give thy servant dis mawning de eyes of de eagle, and de wisdom of the owl, conne... read more..
One-liner #1207
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1207

One-liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4274 - July 13, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4274 - July 13, 2017

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Cybersalt News - July 13, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim read more..
Quote #1653
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1653

"Faith is not to get you out of a hard place but to change your heart in the hard place." - David Wilkerson, Founder of Teen Challenge read more..
Candle Help
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Candle Help

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye!  Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer h... read more..
Party Increase
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Party Increase

The price of balloons is going up. They blame it on inflation.... read more..
Parenting Again
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
987
<1min

Parenting Again

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom... read more..
I'm Dead
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

I'm Dead

A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand, and she says, "Don't touch me." He says, "Why not?" She answers, " Because I'm dead." Husband says, "What a... read more..
One-liner #1206
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1206

One-liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.... read more..
Faith is also for Those Outside of the Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Faith is also for Those Outside of the Faith

Rahab is an example of faith and a reminder that faith is also for those outside of the faith. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170709.mp3{/audio} read more..
Cybersalt News - July 9, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the life of faith requires obedience to do something that seems ri... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4273 - July 9, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4273 - July 9, 2017

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Standard Difficulty
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Standard Difficulty

Poorly folded flags: Worst Furled Problems.... read more..
Quote #1652
Quotes
Susan Davis
1965
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Quote #1652

"The key to mining is digging. The key to prayer is praying." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..
Did I Just Blow My Cover?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2128
4 min read

Did I Just Blow My Cover?

This month I celebrate another birthday. At my age, I cannot remember exactly which one but that does not really matter. The number of the birthday, in my point of view, does not influence the celebra... read more..
Conversational Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Conversational Prayer

In line at the bookstore, I couldn't help noticing the two bestsellers the person in front of me was prepared to purchase: "Conversations With God" and "How to Argue and Win Every Time."... read more..
Forgive Your Enemies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satis... read more..
One-liner #1205
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1205

One-liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.... read more..
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