Monthly Archive

2019

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One-liner #1376
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1376

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.... read more..
A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2199
4 min read

A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy

My grandfather had a favorite saying that went something like this, “A frown is just a smile upside down.” Nobody could smile quite like my grandfather. He never waited for any reason to smi... read more..
Control Seminar
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4352
<1min

Control Seminar

The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts be... read more..
Imagination to a Tee
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828
2 min read

Imagination to a Tee

A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied, "I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I lo... read more..
Humor Restriction
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1860
<1min

Humor Restriction

WARNING!!!! Incorrigible punster! DO NOT INCORRIGE... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4447 - May 2, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4447 - May 2, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1118
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's laziness came to... read more..
Lazy Does Have Its Advantages
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1916
4 min read

Lazy Does Have Its Advantages

As a young boy, my father tried drilling into my brain that laziness was not acceptable in his house. If I wanted to be lazy, I had to go outside. He provided a wonderful role model for me because if ... read more..
Stupid and Beautiful
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3971
<1min

Stupid and Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.  " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be a... read more..
Candy Crank
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1992
<1min

Candy Crank

Pezzimists see the dispenser as half empty.... read more..
One-liner #1375
One-liners
Susan Davis
1718
<1min

One-liner #1375

Self-Annihilating Sentence You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!... read more..
Texas Cruise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4140
<1min

Texas Cruise

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000-acre spread, the Texan bragged that down-home he could get into his car, drive all day, ... read more..
Quote #1817
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1817

"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is unforgivable." - Beethoven read more..
One-liner #1373
One-liners
Susan Davis
2109
<1min

One-liner #1373

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!... read more..
Quote #1815
Quotes
Susan Davis
2158
<1min

Quote #1815

"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Social Remedial
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2260
<1min

Social Remedial

I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.... read more..
Gravity Situation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4502
2 min read

Gravity Situation

I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree, "With the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity wil... read more..
Inspector Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4066
2 min read

Inspector Mom

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash?  We all... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019

  Issue #4446                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersa read more..
Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters - thanks for being a part it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Peasant Memo
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2001
<1min

Peasant Memo

Note to serfs: Resistance is feudal!... read more..
One-liner #1374
One-liners
Susan Davis
1707
<1min

One-liner #1374

The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!... read more..
Tough Town
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4127
<1min

Tough Town

My Town Is So Tough It Has... - Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register - Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales - Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb - Bowling ... read more..
Fed Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4667
<1min

Fed Up

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride,... read more..
Green Perspective
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1897
<1min

Green Perspective

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..
Quote #1816
Quotes
Susan Davis
2101
<1min

Quote #1816

  "Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019

Cybersalt News Note: A technical issue prevented last Sunday's mailing from going out. So I'm resurrecting it for today. ;-) Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, question read more..
Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, questions arise when Rev. James Snyder eats only one cookie, many times over. You can read "A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Ca... read more..
A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2218
4 min read

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I enjoy one glorious connection; she loves to bake and I love to eat what she bakes. I did not marry her because of her baking skills because I did not know... read more..
Jelly Bean Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2836
<1min

Jelly Bean Prayer

Red is for the blood He gave. Green is for the grass He made. Yellow is for the sun so bright. Orange is for the edge of night. Blue is for the sins we made. White is for the grace He gave. Purple is... read more..
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