Monthly Archive

October 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 105 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3188

Followers Fellowship

Even in the best of churches, you can find yourself lonely in the crowd if you don't have fellowship with other individual followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061015.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3751

Conch Sale

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2294

Flying Puzzle

Here's a really fun and challenging puzzle to drag together.  It took me a while to get a handle on how to do this one, but once I did I certainly enjoyed it.  Thanks to Norma M. (from read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14920

Paid To Worry

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.  Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3830

A Dollar Per Point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed their tests back in. The pro... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2659

Line Clock

Here's another fun clock. It's a unique timepiece for those of you who are very linear in nature. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4913

Time To Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I'v read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3229

An Offer That I Couldn't Refuse … But I Did

This week I was reminded of some gangster movies I had watched as a child. Every gangster movie I could remember had the same phrase, “I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.” Th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3258

Wireless Security

How to install a wireless security system:Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo maga... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3701

Write Like a Babylonian

I really like the the internet.  It has so many fun sites.  I was saying to my friend the other day, "I like fun sites." He is the kind of friend that will stick with you through read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9421

Sports Injury

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked,"Do you play hockey?""No""Do you play soccer?""No""Do you play any other physical sport?""Not at all. I... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2491

Unicycle Snow Chains

Ok, admittedly this link is not going to prove to be fun for many of you, but I couldn't resist featuring it.  I mean unicycles and snow? What is more fun to picture than that?  I hope read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5098

Goober Guess

This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend, who was carrying a bag. Jed: "Hey Billy Joe, what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "In this... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3407

Exact Address

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.When one lineman called a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4269

Goober at Interview

The executive was interviewing a young goober for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3000

PC Assets

My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how important it is, since all our financial records are stored on disks."What if something happens to me?" I asked him. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2402

Crazy Rabbit

Most rabbits like carrots. This one prefers cursors. Scroll down - you'll find him.  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2360

Morning Coffee

This is how some of you are in the morning before your first coffee.  Keep in mind that Starbucks isn't the only solution.  There is also Tim Hortons eh! (adsbygoogle = wi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4100

Things You Will Never Hear

Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see! 3) While I'm up, can I get you anyth... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3148

Bus Fare

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?""Sixty cents," said the driver.The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is the ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3946

2 Bad Days

You're NOT having a bad day ...  these people had bad days: 1.  The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a specia read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2981

Better Mouse Trap

Pest control is not for the faint of heart when it comes to dealing with mice and rats. Who wants to deal with the mess and gore of traps or glue or the risks of poison?  Here's a better mo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4413

Dog Weather

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably rainin... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
3761

Thanksgiving: Life Beyond Duty

The Christian life is not one of duty. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061008.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10097

Measuring Up

The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer." One enterprisin read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2865

Parking Confusion

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10138

Handwritten Clock

Forget the sands of time - here are the hands of time!  Enjoy this unique time piece that Cybersalt visitor William S. from Orlando pointed out to us. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4227

Cow Philosophies

Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms. Socialism: you have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: you have two cows. The government takes them bo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3202

Thanks For Those Memories I've Remembered

A person’s memory is a very funny thing - that is, if you can remember the punch line. Lately I’ve been getting the punch lines mixed up and sometimes forgetting which joke goes with w read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2978

Signs of Aging

You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.3. At the breakfast table you h... read more..

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